My name is Atlas(the Greek titan version plz). I like all the normal stuff in life like movies, friends, family, and my motorcycle(Kawasaki Ninja Zx6r) which is much better than anything you have or ever will have. I like to joke around and poke fun with people. I'm the biggest looser you'll ever meet but everyone loves me for it. I'm on a quest to bench press 300lbs before I'm 25 and the only reason I want to do this is so that I can have one of those fancy T-shirts that says I'm in the 300 club. My passions are motorcycle riding, video games, and watching movies so I can ruin them for other people or talk crap about how sucky they were and say how I wasted $X. I'm smooth and I have a silver tongue and it's not only used for talking neither. My idol is Bear Grylls. I like being outside in the summer time and inside in the winter. My favorite color is red because it will look good on the lipstick my significant other wears, my corvette i'll own one day, and the cute little dress I wear around the house when no one is home except me.
You should live life to where when you are finished you have the best story to tell to your buddies. When you are given the option between saying "I'm sorry for kissing your girl dude" and "I kissed the bitch cause she is a easy whore!!!" say the second get into a scrap and then hoot hoot about it all the next week and stand tall with your cock slung over your shoulder.
