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Kashka

OUR PRESIDENT DOES NOT GIVE A F..$@

About Me

HOW CAN I DESCRIBE MYSELF IN ONLY ONE SENTENCE I'M TOO COMPLEX WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE THE ESSENCE OF ME. I THINK I MIGHT BE MISTAKING MY ESSENCE FOR THE WONDERFUL SCENT THAT IS TRAVELING FROM MY FEET TO MY NOSTRILS RIGHT NOW. ME I AM A CONFUSED 23 YEAR OLD WHO HAS NO CLUE WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO WITH HER LIFE WHILST ALL OF HER FRIENDS PASS BY HER INTO CAREERS AND BACHELORS DEGREES. I HOLD NO TRUTHS FOR MYSELF OTHER THAN I BELIEVE THERE ARE NO TRUTHS. A PERMANENT SMILE RESTS ON MY MOUTH WHICH COULD BE MISTAKEN FOR RETARDATION. OH MY GOD AM I RETARDED? MY CONVERSATION SKILLS HAVE BEEN COMPARED TO MACHINE GUN. MY ATTENTION SPAN IS IS EQUAL TO A CLOWN FISH. WHAT WAS I JUST TALKING ABOUT?

My Interests

OBSERVING THE HYPOCRITICAL NATURE OF HUMAN BEINGS, OTHER SOCIOLOGICAL VENTURES, GETTING WAAASSSTTTED!!!!!! TALKING ABOUT POOTING AND POOPING, SCATOLOGY, GAMBLING, SINNING, LYING, CHEATING, HAVING RELATIONS WITH ANIMALS, STICKING FIRECRAKERS IN WHITE FOLKS' MAILBOXES, INDUCING VOMITTING, STICKING IT TO THE MAN, WATCHING BET CUZ IM BLACK AND THATS WHAT WERE SUPPOSED TO BE, TALKING ON MY BLACKBERRY WHILE DRIVING AND PETTING MY PUBIES, POKING DEAD THINGS WITH STICKS AND TAKING PICTURES OF IT, LAUGHING TILL I PUKE AT THE PEOPLE WHO COME OUT OF V.D. CLINIC LOOKING SAD.I ALSO ENJOY BOTANY.

I'd like to meet:

FAMILY MEMBERS FROM THE PAST THAT MY AGE HAS NOT PERMITTED ME TO ENCOUNTER, MALCOLM X, THE ELEPHANT MAN, MICHEAL JACKSON AND ASK HIM WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM AFTER THRILLER

Music:

TOP 40 RADIO HITS LIKE TOXIC BY BRITTANY, AND I LIKE CAMEO OWWWWW, BEL BIV DEVOE, FAITH HILL, AND SUBLIMECHRISTIAN TALK RADIO ROCKS LIKE JESUS!!!!!

Movies:

THE BESTEST MOVIE EVER WAS PIMPS UP HOES DOWN. IT TOTALLY ENCAPSULATED MY VIEWS ON THE WORLD. I ALSO ENJOYED ANAL AVENGERS 5 BUT FELT IT LACKED A CERTAIN PAZAZZ, AN ASS-BURNING PAZAZZ, I'D COME TO EXPECT FROM THE REST OF THE A.A. SERIES. IT WASNT BURNING, BARELY ROOM TEMP.

Television:

GILMORE GIRLS, SIMPLE LIFE, 7TH HEAVEN, SWEET SIXTEEN, OC, ONE TREE HILL