"Did you know that in Hypothetica there are no such things as birthdays? Hypotheticans just celebrate every day they're not dead. They eat Jimmy Deans and wall dance and give each other shiny gifts which may or may not include items of a quixotic nature. No one is ever lonely, thirsty or at a loss for fake socks. And they all love their broccoli, so everyone's chock-full of antioxidants! This healthy population is at extremely low risk for the development of TJS, especially since they all talk in British accents on tin can phones and sleep in tents guarded by dragons."
