They stole my Christmas Gift |
I had a parcel delivered to my work place. The receptionist signed for it and that was it.
Today, someone told me they saw the courrier guy bring something in for Brook, so I thought i'd ask the recep...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:58:00 GMT |
thought of the day |
If you feel like doing some work, sit down and ...wait ...., the feeling does go away.
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 17:55:00 GMT |
I’m a Muslim. NOT! |
So the two pigs, being chased by the big bad wolf, ran to the third pig's brick house. "Open the door, or else I will huff and puff and blow your house down!"
"No way! You'll eat us!" said the...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 17:54:00 GMT |
I’m a Muslim. NOT! |
So the two pigs, being chased by the big bad wolf, ran to the third pig's brick house. "Open the door, or else I will huff and puff and blow your house down!"
"No way! You'll eat us!" said the...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 17:54:00 GMT |
disability grant |
A retired gentleman went to the Pension office to apply for Pension.The woman behind the counter asked him for his Identity Document to verifyhis age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had lef...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 17:53:00 GMT |
true Sayings |
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it's illeg...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 21:33:00 GMT |
Kids in Church lol |
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3-year-old Reese:"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,Harold is His name.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A little boy was overheard praying:"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worr...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 21:32:00 GMT |
Rearranged word, funny! |
DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYERASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When y...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 21:31:00 GMT |
Sarcasim at its best |
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says,"Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's mydaughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 21:30:00 GMT |
Loved his answers to her questions |
He said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 18:12:00 GMT |
