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Leah

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About Me


--I am 19 years old. Yes, I am legal for things I don't even care to do and I'm illegal for the things that I do care to do.
I'm in about 8 different improv troupes (I enjoy being busy). A few are in my top friends. Check 'em out.-I once wrestled a crocodile and lived to tell the tale. We calmly had a debate over Middle Eastern politics after.-I am anemic. I have pills but some days I just don't want to take them.-I'm not Democratic or Republican. I am an Independent (my father is Republican) but I have protested the war.
-I have also protested to get Nuggets back on the dollar menu and the McRibb back... At the same protest.
-I'm a standup comedian/improv artist/writer/actor.
-I tend to camp out in Penn Station. Vladmir the hotdog vendor has been very good to me.-I write sketches, perform improv, and I write plays/movies. I've been writing them since I was 11 (jealous?).-I wear my heart on the outside. I love to love and be loved. It's my favorite thing (besides Chinese Food).
-I love to give and receive hugs. Don't say hi to me if you don't want one.-I especially want to work at 30 Rock.-I've been trained by Second City, Comedy Sports, HPYT, and UCB.-I started an improv troupe back home called: Actors On Thin Ice.
I'm also a member (treasurer) of Say Anything Improv.-I've studied with UArts where I wrote for 'That 70's Show'.-I've been called: "The Next Generation's Tina Fey".-I am currently studying theatre at CW Post. I turned down loads of good schools to go there.-I know I am *not* pretty (or even gorgeous), or skinny, or horribly intelligent, or very talented, but I am a good person, so I deal.-I invented 'Leah-Style' if you didn't already guess.-I'm a member of the Jewish club at CW (disreguarding the fact that I am indeed not Jewish).-I cannot be classified into social groups (theatre geek, rocker, prep, jock, and whatnot). I am everything and associate with everyone.-I apologize for everything.-I am not photogenic.-I play the drums and I'm awesome at the triangle.-Dave Hugo is my 'God Of Perfection'.-Rick DesRochers is my 'God Of... Something...'-I love the physical abuse that I take for the acting method of Suzuki.-I'll do mostly anything for a laugh or even a smile. Get excited over simple things. People tend to like me for that.-I give amazing hugs.-I currently live absolutely nowhere. I go between Utica, Long Island, NYC, and Philly.-I enjoy being busy. I personally need to GET BUSY.-I have a fondness for playing all sorts of sports.-My best friend is Ryan Nemeyer.-I am friends with some of the funniest people you'll ever meet.-I find 'mod' boys ridiculously sexy.-I love seafood and meat. I am clearly not a friend to vegans/vegetarians.Sometimes my sketch ideas in rehearsal the night before are really funny.

My Interests

acting, adult swim, affection, anemia, attempting to ice skate, audiences, being cooked for, black jack, board games, broadway, brookville, bus stops, c.w. post, camping, card games, causing havoc, chinese, clever away messages, comedy, comedy sportz, conspiracies, converses, costumes, cowbell, creativity, crime shows, cuddling, dodgeball, dogs, dorms, drama, drawing (but not well), drums, fanfiction, film making, fishnets, football, forts, getting mail, girl scouts, goal keeping, good looking mods, hand holding, harry potter, history, hot baths, human contact, humor, immitating accents, improv, improvisation, j.f.k., kids, l.i.i.r, laser tag, laughter, long island, lord of the rings, m&ms, mail, making you smile, movie making, movies, mud wars, music, musicals, mysteries, new york city, observation, one liners, oregon trail, performing, philadelphia, picnics, pictures, playing dress up, plays, playwriting, poker, political/popculture comedy, random outbursts, riggs hall, roadtrips, roleplay, sarcasm, scooters, scottish men, screenplays, screenwriting, scripts, seafood, second city, singing, sketch comedy, sketches, snl, snowangels, snowball fights, soccer, solitaire, spontaneity, spoofing, sports, standup, star gazing, stories, surprises, teleplays, television, telling stories, texas hold'em, text messages, the sims, theater, travel, traveling, u.c.b., uarts, utica, video games, waffles with strawberries, white hot chocolate.

I'd like to meet:

My real goal in life is just to be invited for dinner at Tom Hanks' residence or go out for vitamin water and pastries with Conan O'Brien.
Actors, writers, comedians, stars, singers, musicians, artists, dancers, politicians, scientists, cooks, travelers, and rebels. Just all around talented/intelligent individuals.
Arrogant people need not apply.
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Music:

Relient, K, Snow Patrol, The Offspring, The Ataris, Stephen Lynch, Harry and The Potters, Queen, OK GO, They Might Be Giants, Tenacious D, Goo Goo Dolls, Kanye West, Elvis Costello, Pussycat Dolls, Counting Crows, Chili Peppers, The Roots, Outkast, The Killers, Lifehouse, Panic At The Disco!, Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, Weird Al Yankovic, Aerosmith, Dan Bern, Danny Elfman, Howard Shore, Hans Zimmer, Flight of the Conchords, Black Eyed Peas, T.A.T.U., Green Day, Fallout Boy, Johnny Cash, Weezer, The Beatles, Phil Collins, Dave Matthews, Lindsay Lohan, The Dresden Dolls, Pink, and Musical

Movies:

I Am Sam, Martin & Orloff, American Beauty, Love Actually, Clue, Rocky Horror Picture Show, A Knights Tale, Dawn of The Dead (remake), 300, O Brother Where Art Thou, Monty Python: And The Holy Grail, Philadelphia, Amelie, Sideways, Spiderman, Pirates Of The Carribean, X-Men, Sin City, KPax, Corpse Bride, Elf, The Birdcage, Lord of the Rings, The Green Mile, Harry Potter, Hot Shots, Full Metal Jacket, Forest Gump, Deer Hunter, Ghostbusters, any kind of Indie movies, and more.

Television:

House, Law and Order:SVU, 30 Rock, Whose Line Is It Anyways?,Saturday Night Live, The Office, The Conan O'Brien Show, 24, 10 Items Or Less, Third Rock From The Sun, ER, 24, The Drew Carey Show, Good Eats, 40 Dollars A Day, Iron Chef, Little Mosque on the Prairie, CSI, Will and Grace, Nanny 911, Boy Meets World, The Nanny, Ghostbusters, Robot Chicken, Jeremiah, America's Most Wanted, Forensic Files, Alias, Home Movies, Harvey Birdman, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Family Guy, Clone High, and Unsolved Mysteries.

Books:

Gene Brewer, J.K. Rowling, Geoffrey Chaucer, Chuck Palahniuk, Robert Fulghum, Alice Sebold, Uta Hagen, Alan Bennett, Paul Rudnick, Tadashi Suzuki, and Brian Helgeland.

Heroes:

TOM HANKS, Dave Hugo, Amanda Palmer, Matthew Broderick, Brad Sherwood, Hugh Laurie, Steve Martin, Dick VanDyke, Martin Short, Dana Carvey, Nathan Lane, Colin Mochrie, Tina Fey, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Alec Baldwin, Ralph Nader, Gilda Radner, Paul Bettany, Conan O'Brien, Megan Muhalley, Sean Hayes, Anthony Rapp, Norbert Leo Butz, Bill Murray, Will Ferrell, Ryan Stiles, Cheri O'Teri, Chris Kattan, John Belushi, Victor Garber, Richard Enders, and Spiderman.

My Blog

Superhero Improv 2008

This could only mean ONE THING..Our Hosts: Chuck Norris/Craig Christ and a Powerpuff GirlFIRST HALF- As SuperheroesThe lineup (Left to Right): Sarcasmo, Obsessive Compulsive Boy, FEMA, Frat Boy, Ragin...
Posted by Leah on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:06:00 PST

Losing My Mind?

For those of you whom weren't in the Green Room after AYLI today I've decided I am losing my mind.I laughed like a lunatic for about 10 minutes about something SO STUPID that I can't even remember rig...
Posted by Leah on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:56:00 PST

The First Leah Evans CW Post Themed Party 2007

That's right... The CW Post themed parties put on by yours truly are back and I can't possibly express how many people have been coming up to me and asking when. Well, I can't tell you WHEN but I can ...
Posted by Leah on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:40:00 PST

Quote Of The Evening

Molly: Leah? why are you holding 2 beers.Leah: Cause I used to have 3. but i lost one.Molly: Yeah, but why do you have two?Leah: Like I said.. I had three but i lost one.Molly: Ohhhh gotcha.Brought to...
Posted by Leah on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:52:00 PST

This Is The Type Of Love I’m Looking For

CLEMENTINE: You know me, I'm impulsive.JOEL: That's what I love about you. ...
Posted by Leah on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:45:00 PST

AARGH

So basically our old special place wasn't special at all. While he was with me he was taking other girls there. He was 'keeping his options open'.Once again, in a relationship I discover that I was ju...
Posted by Leah on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 06:27:00 PST

Miss Poundcake?

I love that aside from the order the board was a group effort (like even audience members drew on it).
Posted by Leah on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 02:16:00 PST

What I Miss Most About Utica


Posted by Leah on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:59:00 PST

Hear Me Out Here...

I think this year is going to be different.I think this year I may grow up (without growing up too much).I think this year a lot is going to change.But still I think this year is going to AMAZING....
Posted by Leah on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 11:13:00 PST

Lets Play Interview!

I am bored. So lets play Interview! You can ask me any (and as many) questions as you like and I will answer them truthfully.That is... Unless they're stupid questions. Contrary to what your teacher s...
Posted by Leah on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:16:00 PST