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About Me

Hello My name is Pete
I am one messy bastard, I dont realy take much seriously and i have tendancies to be a lil erm odd lol, i live with my brtoher and my mate karl in derby. We have a good laugth and my house is a shit hole
I spend most of my free time getting hammered and the rest of it playing games however i also do that while im hammered so yea lol
I play didgeridoo, and it sounds arogent but i am realy quite good, i play to all sorts of metal or funk which rather unsuprisingly are my 2 favourite types of music
I make a lot of harsh jokes, and to be honest i am a bit of a cunt but deep down im lovely its just i enjoy being a fat handed twat lol
Drink with me
Get stoned with me
Take some pills with me
Just as long as we get shit faced and have a laugth
If im online then im probably bored so message me if nothing else its always nice for people to talk to someone whos more of a twat then them lolGrimace is in your extended network

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Optimus Prime, hes the best role modle to children everywhere and he has a voice that could coax any women out of their clothes and into his strong robotic arms, i know what your thinking, hes an articulated lorry and might hurt somewhat but hey imagine telling all your freinds you got off with the leader of the autobots

i would be impressed and i would like to meet you too, me id like to meet everyone in the world so do us a message already lol

My Blog

Satan’s Tramampoline

Herman awoke with a start, he used his mighty crab hands to awaken pet. "how dare you pinch me" he said "pinching is for girls and although you have no noticeable genetailia you appear to be a chap".....
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 02:51:00 GMT

The accident gig at the mill

well where to begin,                                 is a...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:32:00 GMT

dont normaly post blogs about how i feel but oh well first time for everything

..> Confirm Bulletin Here is the display of your bulletin. Click the button below to confirm and post. ..> festive rage-turned into a long deep bulletin i didnt intend hasnt happened yet, but i...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 07:16:00 GMT

The mansbridge memoirs

          THis is what happenes when i take drugs and everyone is asleap and im left to dacne for 4 hours on my own lol enjoy my neorotic rambling   h...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 04:42:00 GMT

ask pete

this is where you can ask me anything and il reply in the most bizzare long winded way that comes into my head and theyl all be posted on here ask away
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 13:45:00 GMT

a very stupid story its pokemon and chav related

The last stand of mansbridge    I was running, faster than I had ever before, I was panting for breath and stopped to look over my shoulder. There I saw them, an armada of Vauxhall novas as ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jul 2005 16:30:00 GMT

gettin funkay in the tool shed (now completed)

Getting funkay in the tool shed    But why cant I be a disco diva?   There are several reasons old chum said Adam west for one you are a hoe, and although Im not to sure about th...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Jun 2005 09:33:00 GMT

George the magical spoon

 George the magical spoon    George was a wizard. The only problem was he was a kitchen Utensil and wasnt taken seriously by all the other wizards. George was the only one who had been...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Jun 2005 08:42:00 GMT

demons, drugs and cilit bang

The death of Kipling   Yes these are exceedingly good cakes Mr. Kipling, but now I have them I can analyze them and steal your secrete recipe   What are you talking about? We had a deal...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Jun 2005 13:14:00 GMT