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furlong

This one is dedicated to the excitable ones

About Me

stay positive and love your life!

gimmie some,
red hair, ***************** green eyes,
pigtails, *********************** big boobs,
mini skirts, *********************** and tattoo's,
and i'm in heaven.

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

i'd like to
have a drink with james lynn strait .
talk about life and existence with the dhali lama .
rock the mic with elias soriano .
ask o.j. if he really did it.
smack george w. bush in the head.
do one stupid stunt with johnny knoxville and bam .
get a back piece done by paul booth .
hang out with keanu reeves for a day.
pick at adolph hitlers brain.
talk politics with zack de la rocha .
confess my undying love to natalie portman .
do a porn scene with belladonna .
talk music with lenny kravitz .
and meet up with aaron hunt , eric wendling , and ryann luplow in another life.

Music:


Movies:

*I enjoy watching pretty much any movie.
*But I'm quite fond of The Matrix trilogy, The Evil Dead series, all six Star Wars Films, and Constantine .
*Snatch, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Trainspotting and The Clockwork Orange .
*The 40 Year Old Virgin makes me laugh my ass off every time i watch it.
*So does The Wedding Crashers.
*House of 1000 Corpses and The Devils Rejects.
*The Butterfly Effect, Punch Drunk Love, Magnolia, O' Brother, and Almost Famous
*The list can go on and on and on and on and...

Television:

if i'm not watching scooby doo or other cartoons with ethan and linc. i try to catch miami ink, american chopper, street customs and pimp my ride if i can. i like watching mythbusters and shows on the food network. dinner impossible and iron chef america are my favorites. and i love watching throwdown with bobby flay, he's one bad ass mo-fo. i watch a lot of showtime and cinemax at night but theres never anything good worth watching. and modern marvels on the history channel.

Books:


Heroes:



My Blog

Mens Rules

Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If i...
Posted by furlong on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:04:00 PST

Guinness FTW

After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.Corona's president sits down and says, "Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender tak...
Posted by furlong on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:02:00 PST

Does History Repeat Itself?

It's really weird!. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected Preside...
Posted by furlong on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:01:00 PST

the joke was on me

 I started a jokeWhich started the whole world cryingOh but I didn't seeThat the joke was on me...oh no..And I started to cryWhich started the whole world laughingOh if I'd only seenTh...
Posted by furlong on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:56:00 PST

you might suprise yourself

 LAST CUP OF SORROWThis is getting oldand so are you.Everything you knowand never knew.Will run through your fingersjust like sand.Enjoy it while you can.Like a snake between two stone...
Posted by furlong on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:54:00 PST

the gentle art of making enimies

The words are so familiarAll the same greats, the same mistakesIt doesn't have to be like thisIf you don't make a friend nowOne might make youSo learnThe gentle art of making enemiesDon't lo...
Posted by furlong on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:24:00 PST

a certain shade of green

THE HOW AND WHY OF THE MAYAN END DATE IN 2012 A.D. Why did the ancient Mayan or pre-Maya choose December 21st, 2012 A.D., as the end of their Long Count calendar? This article will cover some recent ...
Posted by furlong on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 02:50:00 PST

shut the fuck up and listen!!!

My CurseI watched you walk awayHopeless, with nothing to sayI screen my eyesHoping to see you againThis is my curse (the longing)This is my curse (time)This is my curse (the yearning)This is my curseT...
Posted by furlong on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 02:47:00 PST

positive thinking

For the past couple of days I've felt an enormous amount of energy.  Eating right (actually eating), sleeping (actually sleeping), thinking positive and not letting anyone get me down has helped....
Posted by furlong on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:49:00 PST

me, donny b.

my name is donny b.  that's who i am.  i like to drink on the weekends.  i like to go to concerts.  i love nonpoint!   i'm a bit of an asshole sometimes.  but most o...
Posted by furlong on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 04:08:00 PST