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Trenton

I am here for Friends

About Me

Although I currently introduce myself as Trenton, there was a long standing period where I had been known simply by my initials, T-J. Present-day introductions can be aggravating as certain older friends and acquaintances will introduce me as T-J; on the other hand, occasionally I will introduce myself as Trenton to others who, unbeknownst to me, already know me by my initials - confusion ensues. Further, as the name Trenton is somewhat uncommon, a frequent occurrence during introductions is for someone to reiterate what they erroneously believe my name to be. This results in a barrage of incorrect names: "Trevor? Tristan? Thomas? Tampon?" For this reason, I try to leave my house as little as possible.

My Interests

Scribbling on note pads to discern whether or not a pen is working, strippercise

I'd like to meet:

David Cross, Sarah Silverman, Tim and Eric, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Zach Galifianakis, Kurt Vonnegut and Hunter S. Thompson (preferably prior to death).

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, The Cream, Velvet Underground, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, The Doors, R.L. Burnside, Junior Kimbrough, T Model Ford, Buddy Guy, Eric Clapton, Mississippi Fred MacDowell, Robert Johnson, Blind Willie Johnson, Son House, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, DJ Vadim, The Herbalizer, DJ Dangermouse, MF Doom, The Roots, Ray Charles, Black Sabbath, Blackalicious, John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters, Thievery Corporation, St. Germain, Ghostface, BB King, A Tribe Called Quest, Elliott Smith, Tom Waits, Iron & Wine, Harry Manx, Nick Drake, Dan Reeder,The Tragically Hip, FatLip, Jose Gonzalez, Rage Against the Machine, Jurassic 5

Movies:

Mulholland Dr., Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Clerks, Miller's Crossing, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, Out of the Past, Crash (old and new), Seven, Sin City, Lost in Translation, Garden State, Good Will Hunting, Broken Flowers, Down by Law, Coffee and Cigarettes, Little Miss Sunshine, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Children of Men, Lucky Number Sleven, Scarface, Goodfellas, Brick, 21 Grams, Pan's Labyrinth, Babel, Dance of the Drunken Mantis, Zombi 2, The Big Lebowski, Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic, High Fidelity, Office Space, Aqua Teen Hunger Force: The Movie, Black Snake Moan

Television:

Scrubs, Arrested Development, Twin Peaks, Mr. Show, Weeds, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Clone High, Deadwood, Rabbits, Mission Hill, Entourage, Chappelle's Show, Assy McGee, The Sarah Silverman Program, Penn and Teller's Bullshit!, Harvey Birdman, The Sopranos, Flight of the Conchords, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Breaking Bad, Tom Goes to the Mayor

Books:

Breakfast of Champions, The Tipping Point, L'Etranger, Catcher in the Rye, Time Warp, Clockwork Orange, Trainspotting, Junk, On the Road, Factotum, Rule of the Bone, Pulp, The Rum Diary, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

My Blog

You're fired! (Quoting Schwarzenegger from True Lies, not that other asshole.)

Alright, for those of you who may not have heard this yet: I have officially lost my job officially. It's official.I strolled into work yesterday morning and was intercepted by the company's president...
Posted by Trenton on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:51:00 PST

I had a dream where the HAMBURGER was eating ME!

Note: what follows is a review of the movie Grindhouse, which I wrote for my Facebook blog today. If you've already read that then don't bother carrying on, bitches. I went to see Grindhouse with a fr...
Posted by Trenton on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:31:00 PST

Birthmark shaped like Lance Armstrong's testicle?!

I saw Van Wilder 2 yesterday. It honestly wasn't my fault. My coworker gives me free movie passes as he works for Alliance-Atlantis and I see each movie he gets passes for as a favor to him. Not that ...
Posted by Trenton on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:43:00 PST

Molly Ringwald makes a comeback!

So, it has been brought to my attention that another very worthwhile web company exists that provides the invaluable service of generating celebrity matches to pictures of yourself that you upload. Ap...
Posted by Trenton on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:55:00 PST

HONESTLY, who would you rather do, Corey Feldman, Molly Ringwald or a bag of squirrel feces?

The Office It's true. I've been somewhat evasive with you all up till now and I think there is something that I've owed my readership (all one of you) for quite sometime. It's a little glimpse into...
Posted by Trenton on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 05:32:00 PST

Sex dream of Joan Rivers!

As much as I try to write these sporadic blog entires with my entire (2 person) audience in mind, this entry is being published mainly as a function of my own narcissism and to appeal to my own inflat...
Posted by Trenton on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:15:00 PST

Steven Wright voted People magazine's sexiest man alive!

I have an iPod! I am now part of the greater good! As I was affixing the trademarked Apple sticker, which I received in the box of my new iPod, on my Nalgene brand water bottle, a thought occured to ...
Posted by Trenton on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 08:44:00 PST

Vanna White's new buttock implants!

A little update on how I've spent the most recent of my last 4 days off work. From the time I finished dinner until an hour ago I was sitting naked on my computer chair, oriented towards my hypnotical...
Posted by Trenton on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:56:00 PST

Q: What's the difference between Andy Rooney and a bowl of steamed cabbage?

To satisfy the curiosity of those who regularly read this blog and are wondering exactly where I work (I'm guessing the overlap amounts to upwards of 3 people) I implore you to click on the following ...
Posted by Trenton on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 12:35:00 PST

Welcome to the competitive world of Apple Stacking!

Morning rituals Sticking with the self-indulgent, trite, and vacuous nature of blogs in general (I'm not one to stray from the pack) today's entry will focus entirely on me and is solely about my ...
Posted by Trenton on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:02:00 PST