Catherine Undead

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You Know, There's A Million Fine Looking Women In The World, Dude. But they Don't All Bring You Lasagna At Work. Most Of Em Just Cheat On You.
Uh, I spend a lot of time dicking around on the internet, or with my Babycakes. I like playing pokemon and folding origami. I’m better at it than you, and the swan's wings don't fucking move. I use foul language and have a short temper. I suppose if I was ever a Teacher I'd have to teach European History. But in all honesty, I would absolutely love to go to Vancouver Film School with my brother and study sound editing. I want to be a foley artist when Im all grown up. I like school, or more so, I enjoy learning. I don't think I'm very intelligent, but I have a mind like a sponge. I admit I'm not a nice person, but I try. I'm hypocritical, bossy, rude, annoying, and bitchy. I like to read, a lot. Give me any Bukowski, and I'll eat that shit up. I am a vegetarian! I eat tofu! So stop asking me where I get my goddamn protein you fat fuck. I don't like it when I download cool fonts and then they don't have any punctuation. I like taking pictures and pretending. If you put cheese on broccoli, you might as well hammer the nails to my cross. I like saying the word 'nuts' and slipping innuendos. I want to travel to India, but nobody will go with me. I want to help people. I've never liked the Beatles, but every time I here a cover, I usually like it. George Romero is my hero. I don't listen to bands, or artists; I listen to songs. And once you get that straight, we'll be good. I'm a Paper Towel Tube Astronomer on the weekends. I’m not good at videogames or anything like that. I absolutely HATE first person shooters, they’re fucking stupid. I just figured out the kind of games I’m good at; they’re called platform games. I don’t understand how to download music, or movies; I can barely get the DVR on my tv to work. I like playing bassoon in band because it is my classically trained duck. I don’t really watch television very much, but when I do, it’s most likely Ninja Warrior. I play World Of Warcraft on occasion too. I think I-phones are stupid. And so should you; because if you don’t you’re dumb. I like zombies and giraffes. Sometimes I feel that my life here on earth is pointless, and truth be told, it probably is. But I'm ok with that. Just because I don't have a higher purpose doesn't mean I can't have fun. And if you actually spent the time to read this, then you’re really wasting your time. Seriously, go read a book, get in a fight, prove your alive.