Joel.

I'd like to meet:

...The Dog

Or Eric Cartman.... Hall Monitor

...Stay Safe Bra

Music:

Movies:

Garden State
Fightclub
Studio Ghibli
Trainspotting
Rebel without a cause
Shaun Of The Dead
Seven
Whats Eating Gilbert Grape?
Blow
Donnie Darko
Fear and loathing in Las vegas
Back to The Future Trilogy
Dead Man
Ghost in The Shell 1 & 2
Final Fantasy 7 - Advent children
Napoleon Dynamite

Television:

Scrubs
Black Books
South Park
The IT Crowd
Peep Show
Jackass
Nathan Barley
I'm Alan Partridge
The Mighty Boosh
Top Gear
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Green Wing
Big Train
My Name Is Earl
The Day Today

Books:

These Are A Bit Good;

Haunted, Fight Club, Invisible Monsters - Chuck Palahniuk

Kingdom Of Fear, The Fear and Loathing series - Hunter S. Thompson

Grits - Niall Griffiths

Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything

Heroes:

Zach Braff
Bernard Black (Dylan Moran)
Jimmy Dean
Johnny Knoxville
Duane 'Dog' Chapman
Jesse Lacey
Johnny Depp
Richard Ayoade
Daryl Palumbo
Hunter S. Thompson
Eric Cartman
John Terry
Johnny Whitney
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