I IS A ROBOT |
. .. ... .... ..... ......wwwwhhhhhhiiiIIIIRRRRR!POP!BEEP!You are ask about my life? I is the shiny future, polished tin can of a evolutionary achievement. Me are so advanced, I am the step ...
Posted by Adam The Vagrant on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:39:00 PST |
THE LINE |
______________________________________________SIGHT: Darkness. Distant ambient light is a deep blue. SOUND: Drops of water falling on to otherwise still waters.TASTE: Natural water and minerals.TOUCH:...
Posted by Adam The Vagrant on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:01:00 PST |
Silent thoughts... deep philosophy. |
.shit shit shit.I'm not proud to admit that you are not the one. You the two. 2 can kiss my black ass.*KA-CHING* Ring up another tab, it's time to drop the plastic! This prostitute is on the receipt. ...
Posted by Adam The Vagrant on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 09:29:00 PST |
This angry hooker has words . . . |
Yes yes yes.Bring yourself on down to the soap box. Stand up and have a nice puke. Vomit on this collection of old men.Sick of my government. How about you? Let's have a vote, who agrees with elected ...
Posted by Adam The Vagrant on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 07:05:00 PST |
The diary of a mild-mannered white man. |
I see the end...
The apocolypse: dark and forboding, it rushes towards you like so many laxatives to porcelain. Civilization can only flush so often until the contents of our bowels are creeping acros...
Posted by Adam The Vagrant on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 12:51:00 PST |
Home of the Exotically Ugly |
Have I told you about X? X is a variable. In this case, X = You.
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X = Failure.
X = Dead inside.
X + (2Y - 11.3) = Bucket of shit + (2Y - 11.3)
X + Heroin = A positive addition to society.
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Uncle...
Posted by Adam The Vagrant on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 04:10:00 PST |
www.pmusa.com |
Kuwait doesn't rhyme with 'platter of shit smear'...
but it should.
Posted by Adam The Vagrant on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 09:16:00 PST |
Empty Shotgun? You Is A Sad Sad Man. |
You're fucking head the sewage trap... Like a cat puking up tuna in my nose... That's your smell... Makes me want to scrub my brain with a SOS pad... Your pores are a thousand little bowls of shit and...
Posted by Adam The Vagrant on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 11:09:00 PST |
I'm done for the day... |
:::SHE HAS SPOKEN!:::
Posted by Adam The Vagrant on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:31:00 PST |
10 Reasons to be friends with pornsauce. |
10 - 2. CAUSE HE AIN'T GOT ANY.
And the number 1 reason to be friends with Joel!!!
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#1 -> Brittany needs a kidney... too bad.
PORNSAUCE!...
Posted by Adam The Vagrant on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 03:57:00 PST |
