I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call "mentally retarded".
Just kidding. My name's Jim and I'm 26.
I just got out of the Military. That's right, I'm a veteran! Respect my noble sacrafice and stuff! I was Aviation Structural Mechanic in the Navy. I fixed fighters, helicopters, and other planes, but it was pretty mundane because they keep breaking. Hoo-rah, accelerate your life and such. I should have joined the Air Force. That way, I could be stationed here in Tucson, rather than San Diego. I hate San Diego.
I was stationed aboard the USS Ronald Reagan (CVN-76), the Finest Ship in the Fleet. (Yeah, right!) We did two deployments to Asia and the middle east. Worst four years of my life. But I did get to hang out in Japan, Hong Kong, Dubai, and other places. So that part was pretty cool. Now I've been to nine countries, and Guam.
About me: I'm a nice, honest guy. If you're a girl who likes guys like that, you're in luck. If you hate guys like that, don't worry: you could always just take advantage of me and use me for my money.
I'm in college (again) and I plan to be a History Teacher. I love history. And I love running things over with my car.
A LIST OF COUNTRIES I'VE BEEN TO:
Costa Rica (Awesome!)
Australia (Awesome!)
Singapore (Awesome!)
Malaysia (Lame!)
Japan (Meh!)
South Korea (Unsanitary!)
Hong Kong S.A.R. (Awesome-twice!)
United Arab Emirates (Awesome-thrice!)
Mexico (Nuke 'em!)
OTHER PLACES I'VE BEEN TO:
Hawaii (3 times!)
Guam (once!)
The Danger Zone (many times!)
The Friend Zone (too many times!)
Your Mom's House (I'm there now!)
