i like to laugh at and crack jokes about people.
this is the way i live
someone who can ingore my abnormalities, someone who is presistant, someone who wont lie threw their teeth, someone who can make me laugh, all rolled into one.
I like Girly Music that you can dance to in your underwear while cleaning your room. I like Rock where you feel power. I like rap where you feel like a thug in your car with all that base, I like screaming music when I’m mad, and lovey dovey shit that brings back old frienships, flames, and the good ol' times. ya know it gives you that fuzzy feeling in side =]
Billy Madison, Teen Witch, Saw 1, Saw 2, Texas Chainsaw Massicure, Jackass, Austin Powers, Happy Gilmore, Titanic, The Notebook, Wild Hearts Can’t be Broken, Where the Heart is. Here on Earth, American Pie, Strangers with Candy the Movie, Frequency
I dont want all that much television, but when I do I love what I watch. And if it's a marathon??...I'll be there all day
♥ America's next top model
♥ Sex and the City
♥ The O.C.
♥ Strangers with Candy
Qutoes!
"Why are you so sticky and wonderful!"
"Ooo there's a ghost! Teddiette 'ill get 'em"
While mallory stands next to me "How the hell did i loose her already!"
As Brittny points to herself while meaning to point at Amber"She is so stupid!"
"The fire and rain are shreddin'"
"Can we get to-go boxes?"
"I have cotton mouth.. CAN WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!"
From me to Mallory- "Get me my hairspray maid."
"You are the princess of the room. You are the Son of the Beach!"
"Wow you are looking great for not having cancer"
"Mallory we arent at the market and We dont sell cheese."
"The guys are back there shitting in the drains again."
"He isnt a real Jabblewakee"
"I live in a van down by the river!"
"I hate to say this but your booty's to die for.. I cant help it that you're body's rockin'"
"I'm so extreme I smoke neon!"
"I'm so wet! Surf's up!"
"You dumb slut, my name is Abbie"
"wow there's a draft of this side of the car"
"Just let him rub your magic button all night long"
After punching derick in the face: "Dude i thought you were into that kind of thing."
"We're in the pool and we're buzzed and we're naked!"
"I only like people who look like me"
"Something smells like fish..and we know it isnt me becaus i smell like ass."
"Dr. Jones, Jones, Calling Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones! Wake up now, (wake up now!)"
Asking Kelci how she feels about her ex.. "Dude i wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole."
"Whats that in your eye love? Oh thats just a sparkle"
"I wasnt wearing a pony tail earlier today."
"I was so bad at math it was like two plus two equals chair..?"
Me-"the only way i could be pregnant would be if i sat on a really dirt toliet seat..."
Regina-"Or a dirty special sock."
"Please will you flash those guys Racheal! I'm so patriotic, i want those red white and blue beads!"
"Who the fuck needs potato chips?!" As racheal shakes the open bag in the air while going 50 on the boat."
"just shoot me face"
"they should put warnings on shit like this."