Think Globally, Act Locally...Or, Real Life In Bumper Stickers and Soundbites |
The Stimulus will lead America in the direction of Western New York
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:26:00 GMT |
The Fierce Urgency of Pork |
The Fierce Urgency of PorkBy Charles KrauthammerFriday, February 6, 2009; A17"A failure to act, and act now, will turn crisis into a catastrophe."-- President Obama, Feb. 4.Catastrophe, mind you. So m...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:12:00 GMT |
Swingin' Udders |
Normally I'm not a fan of PETA stuff (at least public relations-wise) but some parts of this nearly made me shit myself.
Completely unrelated bonus footage:
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Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 16:42:00 GMT |
Puh-leaze... |
Bitch, you're like 46, your name is not Tinkerbell.Myspace, I can't quit you!!!This just in: The Somalian Pirates are applying for bailout money. According to Dick Cheney they don't want to be known f...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 19:16:00 GMT |
Reverse The Process |
Stop Blaming Capitalism for Government Failures By Yaron Brook and Don Watkins Speaking of the financial crisis, French president Nicolas Sarkozy recently said, "Laissez-faire is finished. The all-po...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:41:00 GMT |
The Ominous Parallels |
I just wanted to take full credit for coining the phrase Black Hitler before it starts popping up everywhere. Black Hoover would probably be appropriate as well, though not nearly as dramatic. See you...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:28:00 GMT |
That’s Some Good Accordion |
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 21:39:00 GMT |
Instant Karma |
Yesterday, for the first time in my life I purchased and consumed Hot Pockets (Lean Pockets 4 Cheez) and also did not work out or trim my bushes as I had planned to. Thusly, today when I went to Subwa...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:19:00 GMT |
"To be the man, you gotta beat the man!" |
The problem is, everyone in my family is perfectly content with me being the man.
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:30:00 GMT |
A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To The Backroom... |
Today at work somebodies guide dog took a huge dump on the floor. It smelled so bad it was awesome.
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:32:00 GMT |
