Ninja Of The Nasty

Chicks nick-name me pilot, they get high off my dick I take 'em to my home, they call it the cock pit Time for take off, their panties they drop quick Now that's first class fuckin, and that' some fly shit
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mark
Birthday: Jan 10
Birthplace: Moscow
Current Location: in front of my computer
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: i'll touch you with both hands wether you want it or not
Your Heritage: Negro
The Shoes You Wore Today: Via Spiga
Your Weakness: General Anasthesia
Your Fears: General Anaesthesia
Your Perfect Pizza: Everything on it served by a nude chick
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be a good person
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny
Thoughts First Waking Up: What? what is this, where am i, who am i? ... later after looking in the mirror: I don't know you but i will shave you
Your Best Physical Feature: as Borat says My Khram
Your Bedtime: what are we in grade school?
Your Most Missed Memory: i don't remember :)
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: None of that crap for me!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: don't drink that sugary crap
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Espresso
Do you Smoke: My body is a temple....
Do you Swear: whenever required
Do you Sing: my album is dropping next never
Do you Shower Daily: unless in nature
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: I graduated! Now i learn from life
Do you want to get Married: yea why not, it's a fun thing that everyone should do at least twice
Do you belive in yourself: of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: look at me, why wouldn't I. I'm too sexy for this survey
Are you a Health Freak: i stay healthy, masturbate daily and exercise regularly.
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Do you play an Instrument: I am a master of air guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: of course
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ... paranoya setting in...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES
In the past month have you been on Stage: ... of life
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it's freezing! NO!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: Are you kidding, i'm hung over now ;)
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: once
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: what makes you think i want to die?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ummm... tall?
What country would you most like to Visit: spain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: blond / brown really depends on the girl
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'2" - 6"0'
Weight: depends on the height
Best Clothing Style: clean and sexy
Number of Drugs I have taken: measured in trucks or metric tons?
Number of CDs I own: like 3
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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