Chim Chim the VideoMonkey

I am a magnet for Cam Whores! I get at least two a day wanting to be my friend here, most of them named Kayla or something like that... Anyway, if I wasn't too busy playing the fuck-game with the Nigerian Scammers I get in my email box, I might decide to do something about it....
I'm just a proletariat..with dreams of independant films in his head...
Little Known Facts About VideoMonkeys:
1) VideoMonkeys watch and collect videos! Yes it's true, hence the name! This particlar VideoMonkey has the largest collection of obscure cult, horror, asian, euro-trash, B-Movie, gore, bizzare, independant video and DVDs in the quinte area and perhaps all of Southern Ontario and maybe even the known universe!! We review them too:
2) VideoMonkeys like to make movies too. This VideoMonkey likes to stick his hands into all aspects of movie making. Having done just about everything from set construction to acting to make-up FX on ZOMBIE NIGHT 2, he is ready to help you out with your film project. And as long as he has the time, he works for bananas! Last summer he did Make-Up FX and some zombie acting on Primal Films new feature zombie-comedy REEL ZOMBIES:
3)VideoMonkey have their own Movie Projects. This particular Monkey is working on his first feature film SERPENT MOUND . It will be his directorial and cinamatograhy feature debute, he is also doing the SPFX and a bunch of other stuff. I'm sure there will be a MySpace Page for it soon. Principal production has started and I'm sure some videos are already on this profil somewhere. Sometimes they post their short little videos in the Video Section of their MySpace....
Chim uses Panasonic AG DVC-30 CAMERA . Chim has numerous other projects on the go including a short called SNOWMAN, which is finished and in pre-production. Chim is always casting for actorpersons so if you are an actor, or wanna be, and work for beer and pizza, drop this VideoMonkey a message!
SNOWMAN is not your typical drug-fueled haunted snowman story by no means! Stay tuned for more info!
4) VideoMonkeys are fully literate as indicated by the BOOKS section below. However when it comes to H.P. Lovecraft and the Cthulhu Mythos, he is almost obsessive. Obsessed to the point that whenever he sees used Lovecraft books at fleamarkets or Yard Sales he buys them and re-reads them and then passes them on to others...VideoMonkeys collect Lovecraft memorabilia (and yes I have a Cthulhu Plushie)and play Cthulhu Games, and watch Mythos Movies, and listen to Cthulhu Punk and other Mythos Music and writes his own Mythos stuff and even had a LOVECRAFT/MYTHOS PAGE until the assheads at freehomepage.com decided to delete it for no given reason and although they deny I ever was a memember or had an account, still send me my password if I request it.
5) VideoMonkeys, when time permits (which seem not often these days) like to work on websites and webdesign and writing for Websites. Check out some of this particluar VideoMonkey's Internet contributions:
HIS HOME PAGE
-a bunch of crap and pics and links and Random Chaotic Stuff
My IMDb Page
-the VideoMonkey is now officially an actor person. He also has an Assistant Make-up FX credit too
UNDERGROUND VIDEO AND CULT HORROR FILM PAGE
-the name sez it all, although hidiously out of date, the VideoMonkey puts all his movie reviews here, there are a pile of 'em!
H.P. LOVECRAFT/MYTHOS/THICKETS PAGE
-apparently this was deleted, I'm still awaiting a reason why!!
CULT OF THE VIDEOMONKEY
-my MSN space, similiar to this site, if fact all most dirivative.
ZOMBIE NIGHT 2
-my site for the movie I worked on in the summer of 2005. Plenty of Zombie pics and stuff! The movies title has since been changed to 'AWAKENING: ZOMBIE NIGHT 2', and has so far played two theaters and was a real crowd pleaser check out Primal Films often and check for a DVD release date...
TWISTED SINEMA MAGAZINE
-a site I did for the incomparable Texas Tony Watt, Zombie Killin' Cowboy co-star from Zombie Night 2 and renegade film maker extrordinare!
VAMPIRE FREAKS
-my profile on the dark and gothic version of MySpace..
BAR 7 PRODUCTIONS
-the sit of the production company this VideoMonkey is a part of. See what else they do and read the whole newsletter which I write my 'Cult of the VideoMonkey' articles (which are all reposted here in my Blog)for...
6) VideoMonkeys love comments and feedback...they love when you feed their egos by commenting on their blogs and pics and videos and add them as friends and send them pics with signs (or written on various body parts) saying things like 'I Love the VideoMonkey' or 'CHIM RULES' or 'Long Live Independant Cinema'...
7) VideoMonkeys like to write Blogs and Profiles and stuff when they are bored so check back for more crap in the future!!!
AND COMMENT ON MY CRAP!!!
THAT'S WHY I POST IT!!!
Unlike most everyone else I value your opinion...so give it too me!
I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!
Yeah, Yeah! I know! I'm supposed to have a bunch of cheesy graphics and smilies and other kakiish nonscence here but I'd rather be original and write stuff or even create something unique (I'm silly like that) like these here comic strips. It's my latest hobby and a fun thing to channel my constant bordem into:
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