Little Johnny And April |
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When A...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 16:18:00 GMT |
Good, Bad, Ugly |
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago. 2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She is a Lawyer. 3. Good: Your son ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 16:13:00 GMT |
Johnny at the Playground |
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.Little Johnny found this so ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 16:11:00 GMT |
Facelift..,......lol |
A middle aged woman spends $5000 for a face lift and feels pretty good about herself. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you d...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 16:08:00 GMT |
Clinton, Bush, and Washington |
Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic. As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ''Save the women!'' George Bush hysterically screeches, ''Screw the w...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 16:04:00 GMT |
Friend Not Needed |
Friend Not Needed
By: My Sister
My love for you is brokenI miss you more everyday.I wish i never met you cuzYou took my heart away.You sat there and used me,You told me all these lies.There's not a da...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 03:02:00 GMT |
