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The Beeyotcces

About Me



We are Brooklyn's premiere all-girl bocce team.

We play spectacular bocce at Floyd on Atlantic Avenue.

And we have the best t-shirts in the league. Really, they are the best. If you would like one, please email us .

We are the proud winners of the Summer 2006 "Best Trash Talking" and "Best Team Spirit" Awards. Obviously, our record speaks for itself.

This video from the AC/DC female tribute band Hell's Belles sums us up quite nicely:

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All the people who will buy us beer, buy our t-shirts and try to steal our hearts...

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Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:23:00 GMT

SO.

We here at Beeyotcce camp understand that the world simply would not have been ready for our awesomeness.  That is to say we tanked today in the playoffs.  We GRACEFULLY tanked in a ver...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 14:04:00 GMT

PLAYOFFS!!!! WOO-HOO!!!

The Beyotcces RULE!Oh, wait.  There's this little thing called "THE PLAYOFFS" we must enter to show our amazing bocce prowess.  We don't want to belabor the point any longer, so here's the s...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 21:31:00 GMT

OH, BABY. ALMOST BETTER THAN SUPER ROCK!!!

The Beeyotcces WON the last game of the season!!! WE WON!!!It was a tense game.  I'm not sure why.  I think it's because we had too many discussions about hair color, movies we couldn't reme...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:59:00 GMT

SUPER-SUPER HOT!!!

Ha ha, yes we ALWAYS are!But this time, we won!  WE WON!!!  The secret strategy this time was two-pronged (a) make sure our lovely (and sober) captain was fully enraged and (b) - THIS IS TOP...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 13:03:00 GMT

OH POO.

Twice in a row now, we've lost games.Okay, now that that's out of the way, the good news is The Beeyotcces are going to be talking s-e-x with Nerve Magazine.  Maybe.  Or we'll just talk abou...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:47:00 GMT

NOW, SEE...

Okay.  I just found out that the Cleveland Steamers had to forfeit for our game tomorrow.  We're all bummed.  We were really looking forward to playing now that we've been to our intens...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:25:00 GMT

BEEYOTCCEES WIN!!!

That's right...we won for a second time in a row!  THE BEEYOTCCES ARE UNSTOPABLE.Yet, it seems silly.  The opposing team, Electric Mayhem did not even show for our 2:30 game, so we won by fo...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:12:00 GMT

SMASHING START TO THE SEASON!!!

Yes, yes, a little bit of a late start to the game (what do you mean "2:30 pm EST?"), a little bit of a lackluster sentiment (dozy, grey skies)...but none of that matters now as The Beeyotcces smooshe...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 06:36:00 GMT

WE WON AND THEN...

We won our first round of the playoffs yesterday against Nortious BRF.  And we went on to play Boccelism.  Um.  Well, yeah.  We didn't win that one.But, we got our trading cards (k...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 16:08:00 GMT