About Me
well lets see it all started in 2002 when i took over as the head basketball coach at LA MIRADA HIGH SCHOOL, we ended up winning 2 games and i was at the top of the world. Then i got the chance to coach GOD himself, Johnny Oronoz, and we went to the WILD CARD round of CIF two straight years. Johnny was my idol. I promised him he'd go to Duke or NC or UCLA but as usual, i didnt stick to my word and i scared all the colleges away with my snaggle teeth and body odor and Johnny is now my next door neighbor. I love to tell my players how much they suck because how dare they ever think they can be as good as JACKSON or myself....HA! Yes, the rumors are true i am a Fat mormon who likes to drink apple juice over a good ole' coca cola. I like to pick on Casey for being lazy, kevin for always horsing around, and phil for being so slow and white.I am now unemployed and plan to spend the rest of my life crying at home while susan makes me potato cakes.
