THIS IS AWESOME. . .And MORE DANCING!
I like chocolate. . . In my spare time I like to hunt the magestic Yeti, ride my blue ox, and play fetch with my goldfish Shep. I enjoy drinking cheap wine while eating boxes and boxes of raw Kraft Mac N Cheese. I am a multi-talented individual as I can hum "Deep in the Heart of Texas" while gargling water, skeet shooting, and riding a unicycle.
I am 3% Idiot.
.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lani (how anticlimactic)
Birthday: August 26th, it's been happening for many years
Birthplace: Ottawa, ON, Canada
Current Location: Lubbock. . .aka "Located too close to a feed lot"
Eye Color: hazelnut brown (like the qualifying statement?)
Hair Color: naturally brown, less naturally, blonde
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm not a special snowflake, I'm a righty
Your Heritage: mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas ballerina flats
Your Weakness: peanut butter cups, snickers bars, and pickles
Your Fears: unemployment
Your Perfect Pizza: after all the pizza I've eaten in the past 2 years, I'm sick of it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: graduate from law school so I can finally stop going to school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: I don't think, I hit the snooze repeatedly
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes I would have to guess
Your Bedtime: whenever I'm too tired to keep my eyes open
Your Most Missed Memory: This question is poorly worded, it should ask about my fondest memory because memories are retreivable and not typically "missed"
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: Jack in the Box
Single or Group Dates: Single. . .fewer people who have to agree
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither of those is real tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate. . .vanilla is filler and absence of taste
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: off and on right now
Do you Swear: I sprinkle it in for emphasis
Do you Sing: I'm a karaoke machine
Do you Shower Daily: good god yes, I wish other people were as considerate of their fellow man
Have you Been in Love: yes, still am
Do you want to go to College: I've been, I got a degree, realized how useless it was and went back to law school. . .still there
Do you want to get Married: Sure
Do you belive in yourself: I'm not a self loathing goth, yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only at IMAX movies with crazy flight action
Do you think you are Attractive: You'd have to ask a boy about that
Are you a Health Freak: not so much, I eat junk food and exercise infrequently
Do you get along with your Parents: as long as we're not talking about money
Do you like Thunderstorms: I fucking hate lightning, hail and the occasional tornado
Do you play an Instrument: I play them all, to what level of proficiency is negotiable
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I occasionally do but I'm not a big drinker
In the past month have you Smoked: yes. . .I tried to quit. . .I'll try again next month
In the past month have you been on Drugs: you mean illegal ones? No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: My boyfriend has taken me out of the house in the past month and paid for me so that counts right?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep. . .maxed out everything so I'm not going back for a while
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, that's sick. I threw out the oreos in the pantry that had been there for a year the other day though.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes. . .and then I got food poisoning so that's off the menu for a while.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I gave a presentation for 20 minutes about a month ago in class.
In the past month have you been Dumped: not as far as I know, he's still living here
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not so much
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I tend not to steal but I will eat other people's food if they're not interested in it
Ever been Drunk: yes, it's pure pain
Ever been called a Tease: not to my face
Ever been Beaten up: not since Lee Ness kicked my ass in grade school
Ever Shoplifted: I accidentally stole earrings when I was pushed into a display and they fell in my pocket.
How do you want to Die: I don't really care, just hope it's not too early.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm already grown up but I hope to be a lawyer in about a year.
What country would you most like to Visit:
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't care, has to look good
Favourite Hair Color: anything but bald
Short or Long Hair: short to mid-length
Height: taller than my be a lot
Weight: not rotund
Best Clothing Style: not into the preps but not into the metal heads
Number of Drugs I have taken: Is this still about boys? Uhm, I don't care just not currently using anything
Number of CDs I own: You should own many mp3's
Number of Piercings: Nothing excessive?
Number of Tattoos: Ditto
Number of things in my Past I Regret: If a guy's got regrets, not sure how interested I'd be.
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