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Reading, Writing, Sports, Drinkin, Pu$$y, Head, PS2, Gaining Knowledge, Religions, Politics, and $$$
I'd like to meet:
Myspace Tracker
GOD, Whoeva can get me rich, and Angelina Jolie.
Music:
Hip Hop and R&B. I have finished my first 3 albums, but am still an un-signed artist.
Movies:
Horror Movies and Comedies. I am also co-writing 2 screenplays for movies currently.
Television:
Carlos Mencia, Dave Chappelle, Sportscenter, WWE, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Dog the Bounty Hunter, History Channel Documentaries, and of course Cops.
Books:
Anythang by Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Religious Material, or Educational biographies and learning. I also have written 8 novels.
Heroes:
Big Tookie, Grandparents, GOD, Stephen King, and of course MYSELF. 14 stab wounds, 2 gun shots? Yea, Im my own hero. Also, Osama bin Laden for having the BALLS to stand up to the most powerful, MURDEROUS country in the world for what he believes in.
A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)
Full Name:: King JB Gunner
Birthday:: 8/29/80
Birthplace:: Chicago, Illinois
Eye Color:: brown
Hair Color:: blacc
Height:: 6'0
Weight:: lol...230
Right handed or Left handed?: Right handed, but sometimes i gotta switch...lol
Your Heritage:: Italian / white
My Worst Habit:: smokin squares
Zodiac Sign:: virgo
Shoe Size:: 13 - Yall love that shit, huh?
Pants Size:: lol...40
Innie or Outie?: innie
Parents Still Together?: dead
The Shoes You Wore Today:: blue shell toed addidas w/ blue fat laces
Your Weakness:: ALCOHOL
Your Fears:: Police
Your Perfect Pizza:: Chiccen pizza from pizza hut (thin crust)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: 2007 - Release 1st album, novel, and get married
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: coo coo
Thoughts First Waking Up:: I need 2 take a piss
Your Best Physical Feature:: Lips, Eyez, or dicc
Your Bedtime:: wheneva tha fucc i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory:: When my son Kane was born.
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE
Food?: Chiccen and Dumplins
Sport?: Football or Basketball
Animal?: Shark
Ice Cream?: Yall should know i love to EAT chocolate..hehe.
Candy?: jolly ranchers
Store?: LIQUOR STORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Salad Dressing?: BLUE cheese
Actor?: Angelina Jolie
Song?: Crip wit me - Dogg Pound
Letter?: C !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! C-RIIIIIIIIP
Number?: 69
Gum?: winter fresh
Holiday?: 9/11...confused huh?
Season?: hehe.....Why of course...SUMMER
Toothpaste Flavor?: Dont care
Radio Station?: Dont listen 2 tha radio unless they play my boiz shit
Perfume?: lol
Scent besides perfume?: Pu$$y
Body part on the opposite sex?: ASS, lips, and eyes
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Novelist
How Do You Want To Die?: I wanna sufficate while eatin pu$$y.
Turn ons:: Treatin me like a King....
Turn offs:: Not treatin me like a King...
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: lol....Nobody on EARTH acts like me.
Who's The Loudest?: MY loudest friend? U know its gotta be a bitch.
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: Truth Allah
Who Have You Known The Longest?: actually....Corey....12 years
Who's The Shyist?: lol...i think me.
When Have You Cried The Most?: When my grandfather died.
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: To get money
Worst Feeling?: To be broke or have someone u love die
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: My own island
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: my physical health...i could be a lil more in shape.
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: Prolly till Im 45 or 50.
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: c-side.
Let's look at the: stupid ass bitchez in tha world
What a nice: piece of ass
Where did all the: REAL HIP HOP ARTISTS GO?
Why can't we: get away with murder in the day time?
Silly, little: bitch.
Isn't it weird that: bitches always go shoppin on the busyiest shoppin day of year?
Never under any circumstance: would i be snitch or be gay.
I wish: I was rich.
Everyone has a: reason to WORSHIP KING JB
I am: and obnoxious KING and good at eatin pu$$y.
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: yes
Been To Juvie?: yes
Mooned Someone?: yes
Been Rejected?: NEVER EVER EVER EVER.
Ran Away From Home?: yes
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: I get naked erry day.
Skipped School?: yes
Thought About Suicide?: yes
Slept Outside?: yes
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: yes
Cried In School?: no
Thrown Up In School?: yes
Wanted To Be a Model?: no
Cheated On Someone?: yes
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: yes...meetin my baby mama
Seen A Dead Body?: SEEN? lol.....lets just sticc wit YES.
Been Bitched Out?: yes
Drank Alcohol?: More than should.
Smoked?: yes
Been On Drugs?: yes
Eaten Sushi?: HELL NAW
Been On Stage?: Yes
Gone Skinny Dipping?: Yes
Shoplifted?: No, i really dont steal...why go behind someone's bacc when you can just make them give it to you?
Been Drunk?: 90% of my life.
Been Called A Tease?: DEFINATLY
Been Beaten Up?: IF youve neva lost a fight, you aint been in enough. Even Mike Tyson has been knocced out.
DO YOU
Swear?: yep
Sing Well?: nope
Shower Daily?: yes
Want To Go To College?: been there, done that
Want To Get Married?: yes
Believe In Yourself?: IM GOD
Get Motion Sickness?: no
Think You Are Attractive?: Yes
Get Along With Your Parents?: They are dead and no...fucc em.
Like Thunderstorms?: Yes
Play An Instrument?: kinda
Own An IPOD?: no.....thatz gay as fucc 2 c real
Pray?: Why would i pray to myself?
Go To Church?: nope
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: nope
Keep A Journal/Diary?: yes
Dance In The Rain?: only if there is a bitch under me.
Sing In The Shower?: rap in the shower
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King?: mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates?: i dont give a fucc...i dont date...i fucc.
Chocolate or Vanilla?: CHOCOLATE.
Strawberries or Blueberries?: Depends on what the woman wants.
Meat or Veggies?: Meat
TV or Movie?: Movie
Guitar or Drums?: How about keyboard?
Adidas or Nike?: Adidas
Chinese or Mexican?: Mexican
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: They both succ.
Cake or Pie?: Ice cream cake only.
MTV or VH1?: Neither....BET
Blind or Deaf?: I dont want either.
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers...Can yall see me in tha briefs?
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: hell naw...i gotta dicc.
Write With Both Hands?: no...but i can hit liccs wit both if needed.
Whistle?: yea
Blow A Bubble?: i dont blow shit but Dro.
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: I can do ANYTHANG wit my tongue!
Cross Your Eyes?: yes
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: hell naw.
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: hell naw.
Dance?: c-walk
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: Yes, I eat WHATEVA I want.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: Summer
You Talked To On The Phone:: Summer
You Instant Messaged:: My old boss Mike
You Hugged:: Summer
You Yelled At:: Summer
You Played A Sport With:: My cousin Shawn
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: Today
Time You Cried?: Last week
Movie You Watched?: Stay Alive
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: I dont have a clue
Joke You Told?: Dont remember
Song You've Sung?: Emotions by Twista
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: At my computed desk
What Can You See Out Your Window?: No window here.
Are You Listening To Music?: Yes...Twista
What Are You Wearing?: Blue Sweat pants, White T, Gold Grill, Pinky Ring, and BLUE drawls.
What's On Your Mousepad?: WTF is a mouse pad?
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Yes
Do you believe in miracles?: Yes, I have lived to see 26, havent I?
Magic?: yes
Love at first sight?: yes - I actually fell in love wit a bitch at a Taco Bell counter.
God?: Yea, I believe in God.
Satan?: Yea, without EVIL there can be no Good.
Ghosts?: Demons and Angels yes...Ghosts...no
Santa?: Give me a break
Evolution?: HELL NAW...Wouldnt monkeys still be turning into man?
IN A BOY...
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Best Clothing Style::
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Afghanistan
Number Of CD's I Own:: 50
Your Good Luck Charm:: Blue Rag
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 2
Do you drink milk?: CHOCOLATE Milk
Person You Hate Most:: George W. Bush
Most Outdated Phrase:: "On the G"
Do you think God has a gender?: no...but i wouldnt be suprised...only a bitch would have 1,000 plus pages worth of shit to say!
Where do you think we go when we die?: judgement...then paradise for some, or sleep for rest.
How many rings until you answer the phone?: i dont purposley let tha mutha fucca ring a certain amount of times...do people really do that?
What is something scientists need to invent?: a bitch that dont talk
Are you a health freak?: no
Are you a virgin?: lol.....yep
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: DEE DEE DEE...No other planet can sustain life dumbass!
What is the worst weather?: windy
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: uhhhhhhh no.
How many grades have you failed?: never...in fact...i was skipped 2 grades.
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