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Leanne

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About Me

I am a very proud mum of two beautiful girls, Lily and Aurelia (Rae Rae). So no career/uni/'gettin smashed' stories! However I do have some good projectile type stories if ur interested?! Serously tho they're my angels and I'm so grateful to have them! I'm a believer in Christianity, and even if it's not real, what's the harm in trying to be a good person!? (Well, in most respects ;-D ) I have the best friends ever; Becky, Lisa, Garland and Matt ur my heroes and if I could, I'd make sweet love to you all!! haha! Plus now I have the lovliest boyfriend too so I'm feeling really lucky at the mo! Alex ur brilliant! (and gorgeous! hehe!) ....Ok enough with the mushy stuff!!.... I love animals and support this by not eating them! So yes, I'm a bit of a tree hugger/eco-warrior/veggie burger(whatever u like). People r good too, all weird and wonderfully different!! Even chavs are ok, they make where u live so much more exciting, cos with them hanging around everywhere I feel like I'm living life on the edge just daring to pop to One-Stop past half 7! Rock on!! I love inappropraite jokes (especially the ones Matt and Garland tell me!) Although when I make them they do tend to backfire! I laugh at Rich bein naked (I like hairy men), giggle to myself when I think of Matts cardiagan (all red with white buttons, FIT Matt, FIT!!)I like walking around REALLY hard in my apartment (yes apartment NOT flat!!)..cos I hate my wanky old neighbours downstairs. I don't take things too seroiusly and just try to laugh in bad situations. I think I'd be dead five times over if I didn't live this way, it's only how I deal with things, it doesn't make me insensitve. I think everything happens for a reason and there is some sort of karma in the world taking care of "revenge" for u! So beware all u wankers who have wronged me....u will be got!! (U will!) If not there's always what I like to call "sleep punishment". If u don't understand some things I talk about it's probably for the best. "I am sane, I am normal, I don't wana have sex with animals, people DO like me" (just a little moto I repeat to myself in the mirror each morning). PS if uv been inspired by anything I've written then good for u, if not, I just stole 5 minutes of ur life ur never gona get back! haha! Better go make up for it....

My Interests

My interests are mainly baby related but when I get a spare second I like painting, cooking, watchin dvds, goin to the cinema, listenin to music or goin to the pub with the 'crazy gang'!! Simple things amuse me, like when Becky comes round and tells me an over dramatised version of sumthing thats happened to her, or when Garland cheers me up for 1 minute 48 seconds on the phone or texts me sumthing that makes me laugh, or when I speak to Lisa literally all day on the fone, even if we talk about sum random crap it makes my day that much better! Or when someone farts near Emily and she goes fucking crazy! Or like when u find something that is soooo UNFUNNY it makes it funny cos it's so stupid. An example of this is a dinner tray I bought the other day. It has a picture of a dough-nut on it and reads "The Fatkins diet" (obv. a play off of the "Atkins diet") Then the little caption reads "You won't lose weight, but you'll have a great time" hahaha!! I had to have it-it was so crap!! So many things like this I just love, all the little things that make everything worth while!! PS draw me sumthin good on my pad below
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I'd like to meet:

Jim Carrey cos he's hillarious, David Duchovny cos he's fantastic to look at! So really I wouldn't hav to 'meet' him, maybe just admire (stalk) him from a safe distance!!! But lets all be honest, if any celeb walked past u (even a rubbish one like Jade Goodie!), u'd still b like,"ahhhh famous person"!! Hahaha! (God I'm starting to sound like Avid Merrion aren't I?!) I did exactly that wen I saw Nick Knowles walk past me wen I was stuffing my face with a Subway! Great!!*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~ "Sing like no-ones listening.. Dance as if no-ones looking.. Love like you've never been hurt.. Live life on earth as if it were heaven.."
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Leanne
Birthday: 21st March
Birthplace: Southampton
Current Location: i'm afraid thats classified information
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: a small 5ft 6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, Im not a freak!!lol
Your Heritage: umm...yep
The Shoes You Wore Today: Didnt have time to venture out today so just my sockies!
Your Weakness: Lily and Aurelia. And pizza! haha! It ruins all my efforts at the gym and makes me question my strength as a person to say no!!
Your Fears: big fat spiders, sumthin happenein to my family/friends, not being happy
Your Perfect Pizza: olives, jalapeno peppers and tomatoes/pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To save up for a car!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "hahaha" and "o rite!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: where r my kids "snooze" buttons?!
Your Best Physical Feature: My rockin ass! Seriously tho, not sure!
Your Bedtime: Im allowed to go to bed whenever I want cos Im cool
Your Most Missed Memory: Havin wicked sleepovers! They were always so eventful!
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: both wank!! Subway all the way!!!!
Single or Group Dates: umm....single?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea (the lesser of two evils)
Chocolate or Vanilla: both; chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke: No,I hate smoking, it's gross!
Do you Swear: Yes, but I hate the fact that I do.
Do you Sing: Only to my children (sorry Lily and Rae Rae xx!).
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, it is dirty not to!
Have you Been in Love: Yes-the best and worst thing ever!
Do you want to go to College: been
Do you want to get Married: Depends who's asking. But I'd love to one day, maybe, oh I don't know!
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, I will destroy u all
Do you get Motion Sickness: A bit
Do you think you are Attractive: Umm...don't know. I know Id change a few things if I cud
Are you a Health Freak: I suppose, I am now a gym member!!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, I even love my Dad now too!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them, they're my favourite!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: nooooo
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not the illegal ones, just ibuprofen-they taste good
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no! I'm not a fatty!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hmm..have I eaten raw bacteria infected sea creatures in the past month....that would be a NO!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: My sisters Black eyed peas album; thats rite Kelly im no longer "borrowing" it
Ever been Drunk: yes, good times!
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: When I was little I ate pick-mix without paying *hangs head in shame*
How do you want to Die: Id like to just implode one day, like in the middle of West Quay or somethin, people would freak! (just thought that sounded better than "in my sleep")
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't care as long as it involves helping other people
What country would you most like to Visit: Africa, Australia, America?? I can't decide!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont mind
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: Not too long!
Height: as long as theyre taller than me I dont care
Weight: not too skinny
Best Clothing Style: smart/casual, whatever they look good in
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: one billion
Number of Piercings: 5 (that I use), 8 altogether
Number of Tattoos: Needles put the fear of God in me

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Music:

Today I are mainly be listening to U2, Nelly Furtado, Moby, Counting Crows, The Killers, Paulo Nutini, Justin Timberlake and R.E.M. Sometimes if i'm feeling old school/depressed/angry(!) I bung on a bit of Creed or Metallica! I used to enjoy listening to the voices inside my head....but not anymore, they take me to "the bad place".

Movies:

Anythin that'll make me cry like Patch Adams, Forrest Gump, The Green Mile, Dragonheart, the list goes on! Somethin funny is always great like Liar Liar, Me, Myself and Irene etc and I like some stand up comedy too, especially stuff by Jack Dee and Lee Evans . And if Im in the rite mood I like a good horror film, Saw 1, 2 and 3 are great and I like classic ones like the Scream trilogy and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Thats right I'm sadisdic.

Television:

My favourite is girl on girl porn. But the regular stuff's ok too.

Books:

Hmm....I wish I had more time to enjoy these.

Heroes:

Right now I cudn't possibly refer to people as "heroes" I see them more as creatures who have been sent from the dark lord himself to set about pissing all over the woeful story that is my life. I'm only jokin, I like people treatin me like crap, it means I can steal from them.~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
L Luscious
E Earthy
A Ambitious
N Noisy
N Nerdy
E Entertaining
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So I thought it was just the flu......

I'm getting really sick of these OVERDRAMATIC NHS self help diagnosis online guides. It seems whatever symptoms I put it ends up saying something along the lines of "call 999 immediately" or "Eve...
Posted by Leanne on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:47:00 PST