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About Me

"At eighty, I think what I shall regret are things I always wanted to do and never did; The experiences I denied myself because I was too concerned about others' opinions or too anxious for their approval: But I think I would regret most a life wasted living as a person who was not me......"
-Doug malloy-
Anyway, a brief bit about me: I left the shores of Swansea for pastures new in Nottingham several months ago, though the SFX job I moved here for proved fruitless, so now it's time to strike out and find more work (check out my photos section for some of my work). The SFX industry has been really tough-going, has paid little or nothing for the last 4 years and I've often feel like giving up on it, though for some reason I keep punishing myself by perservering because it's what I really want to do. I am available for freelance or employed work so feel free to throw offers my way! I have a positive feeling about 2008!!
I am a generally happy person, but I prefer to be somewhat cautious with optimism and prepared for the worst.
I enjoy the simple things in life like good conversation, fat-laden foods, intoxicating substances, laughing till you wee a little and good massages.
Sometimes I get distracted by bright colours, shiny objects and things with skulls on.
I'd rather have a few really good mates than hundreds of acquaintances.
It may sound like a cliche but I don't really classify myself under one social group; as far as tastes go, I just go with what feels good (often resulting in tacky, clashing clothes and a confusing selection on my mp3 player).
My skin needs more tattoos, but sadly tattooists won't let me pay them with hugs and good home-cooking.
I'm perceptive and I have some interesting ideas and opinions, but I don't for a second pretend to be deep, complex or unique. Get over yourself and we may get along just fine.
My sense of humour usually revolves around toilet humour, overly offensive jokes, funny noises and the use of words like "poopy" and "bum-bum".
I often smile way too much, which may unnerve you...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Friends, well-wishers, SFX artists, quick chats, gig-goers, eye candy, sexy beardy men (yum!)

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jayne Frances Hyman
Birthday: 27th March 1982
Birthplace: Heath Hospital, Cardiff
Current Location: Nottingham/b>
Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Dark brown but rarely my natural colour
Height: 5'4"
Your Heritage: Welsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: Big dinosaur slippers that "ROAR" when you step!
Your Weakness: Big sexy tattooed hairy metallers :D
Your Fears: Regretting things I haven't done, having no friends
Your Perfect Pizza: All kinds of meat, extra cheese, garlic oil + shrooms!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To get my SFX career off the ground
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Ha ha!" or "awesome!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Either sex or grub!
Your Best Physical Feature: Smile - so I've been told
Your Most Missed Memory: SFX school or Donnington 2006
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: Only when no-one's around
Do you Shower Daily: Yup
Have you Been in Love: Yeah....
Do you want to get Married: No - pointless, expensive and I'm not religious
Do you believe in yourself: It waxes and wanes
Do you think you are Attractive: Facially, yes
Are you a Health Freak: Not especially
Do you get along with your Parents: My mum, yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Used to scare me, not so much now
Do you play an Instrument: Used to play sax and drums a little
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh boy howdy!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yeah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Urgh! Horrid fishy stuff!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not that I consciously recall....
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No! Brrrrr!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Don't think so....
Ever been Drunk: Let me seeee......
Ever been called a Tease: Oh yeah ;)
Ever been Beaten up: No, thankfully
Ever Shoplifted: Couple of times years ago
How do you want to Die: With a smile on my face!
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada or Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't mind, as long as they're nice to look into :)
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/black
Short or Long Hair: Depends what suits them
Height: Taller than me! (which isn't hard!)
Weight: No matter if they're sexy to me
Best Clothing Style: Just not townie/chav wear
Number of Drugs I have taken: Different types? 5 or 6
Number of CDs I own: 200-300
Number of Piercings: 11
Number of Tattoos: 7
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing majorly - it's all part of learning

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My Blog

Life at Jayne Towers

It's been quite some time since I last blogged, and since I've found a spare few minutes I thought I'd round up events of late.I've settled in well to my flat and have worked hard at making it home, a...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 15:30:00 GMT

5 minute blog

I'm at a mate's house using the net since I don't have internet in the flat at the mo; I got burgled about 3-4 weeks backand had my laptop stolen, just 10 days after I sorted out an 18-month internet ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:00:00 GMT

Disposable cash blues

Well, hopefully this won't be the case for much longer cos I've scored a new job which starts in 2 weeks (maybe I should think about telling my present boss soon....). It's a good money-making opportu...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:43:00 GMT

Happy Birthday! Here, have facial palsy!!

It’s been an odd few days; I had been having weird twinges in the back of my head and a tongue that felt like it was coated in Teflon for about a week, but just put it down to being run-down. I ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:22:00 GMT

A place to call home

I'm not having much luck with blogs recently, as every time I seem to write them and post them, they get wiped for some reason. But I'm that bored at work at the moment that I'm going to try to recrea...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:04:00 GMT

Who needs men when you’ve got mates? (well, I still do a bit...)

So I've been feeling a bit down just lately about my current relationship status, given that everyone around me seems to be paired up, Valentine's is fast approaching, and I haven't managed to pull a ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:45:00 GMT

Bored of chickenpox, fractures and strange rashes...

I just wrote a blog and my computer decided to wipe it for some unknown reason, so here's the main points: 1) My job is starting to bore the fuck out of me, even though I know I'll probably realise ho...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:48:00 GMT

Now theres a comforting thought....

So I've been in this job now for around 3 months, summarising the medical records of students and discovering all sorts of new diseases, deformities, operations, etc that exist. We have to use a compu...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:11:00 GMT

Roll on 2008!!

Well if 2008 continues the way it began at midnight on New Year's Eve, it's looking to be a good year!! Went to Firefly at the Marcus Garvey with Loran, Aylwin, Paul, Mike and Jacobim. We literally go...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:48:00 GMT

Its that time again....

Inspired by Loran's 'New Year's Resolution/Life Goals' list-making last night, I thought I'd list my goals for the year since I am determined to make 2008 a far less shitty year than 2007 - the year I...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 04:36:00 GMT