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About Me

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"My name is James Cook and I'm going to LA to become an actor, but I'll more than likely just become and extra." hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha -ashleigh

My Interests

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the most talented musicians out there.

My Blog

dumb boys!!

seriously though...why are guys just soooo clueless sometimes!?! its ridiculous...nicks being SOOOOO lame right now. ahhhhh... i havent seen him for a day and a lot of hours... and he doesnt even want...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 21:33:00 GMT

i want a guy like this....

..who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me. hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. a pretty boy. but not so pretty that i feel akward.someone who would thin...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 21:39:00 GMT

Tips About Girls

Tips About Girls Tips About Girls 19 tips about girls: 1. If you like Her .. ASK HER OUT 2. when you hug her, put YOUR ARMS around her WAIST and hold her close.3. when you WALK next to her, get as C...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 09:50:00 GMT