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Rasmus

About Me


When you participate in sporting events,
it's not whether you win or lose:
it's how drunk you get.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

... kender du 2pac?

My Blog

Top 5 elephants killed by humans

1. MaryMary was a five ton Asian elephant who performed in the Sparks World Famous Shows circus. On September 11, 1916 a hotel worker named Red Eldridge was hired as an assistant elephant trainer by t...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:29:00 GMT

Hey man, crack a window open!


Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:22:00 GMT

The man who taught his ass to talk

"Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his ass to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I had ever heard. This ass talk ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 13:19:00 GMT

Gamle Far William

Gamle Far WilliamFørste vers:Du er gammel, Far William den unge mand sagde,og så stivbenet som et stativ.Hvorfor tror du så, at du stadigvæk skal stå på hovedet hele dit liv,dit liv, stå på hovedet he...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 09:13:00 GMT

Jeg er 1. klasse

Den tommeste tog kupé i toget. Det ' flooot :-*
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:40:00 GMT

Dansk-Historie opgave

Hvis jeg siger 2 kasser øl + tidHvem siger mig så imod?
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 17:27:00 GMT

No offence ing?

Men hvad sker der liiige for at der er gået total sport i at kunne lide Japan?!Fuck nu af med dårlig musik og grimt tøj.Definationen af EMO er blevet reduceret til: Det er EMO at være nederen og det e...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 11:06:00 GMT