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Justin Jump

Promoting Exploration and Field Sciences Since 1904

About Me

If you recognize me and choose to look to me for guidance, I would recommend that you purchase firearms, get comfortable using them (or partner with someone who can), and somehow position yourselves (separate from others enough to not be vulnerable) so that you might establish a relationship with me, protected from interference as far as possible.Then take the little package of pudding or applesauce and eat a couple of teaspoons. Pour the medicine in and stir it up. Eat it fairly quickly and then drink the vodka beverage. Then lay back and rest quietly.I am the Way, the Truth, and the Light. No one can come to the father but through me... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

Movies, animals, young girls, billiards, cheap beer, expensive liquor, international intrigue, incredibly spicey Thai food, insidious cults, spiritual voyages, planetary collisions, dark mysticism, masonic orgies, Nikes, Paul Verhoeven entrance/exit wounds, throwing bread to pigeons, chocolate milk, evil.

I'd like to meet:

geniuses, supermodels, practicioners of the dark arts, prophets and messiahs, Native American shamans, The Shining Path, the Monster of the Andes, Charlie White, Patrick Swayze.

Music:

Ghostface, RZA, GZA, Raekwon, Ol Dirty, Inspecta Deck (also the Rebel INS), Killa Priest, MF Grimm, David Axelrod, Kool Keith, Sir Menelik, The Police, Basil Poledouris, Pino Donaggio, Ennio Morricone, Nora Orlandi, Andre Nickatina, Warcloud, RA the Ruggedman, Tom Jones, Nobuo Uematsu, Inkari, Bad Brains, Venom, Beethoven, Javier Solis, Slayer, Gravediggaz, Killarmy, Yo-Yo Ma, Judas Priest, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Wagner, Danny Elfman, Buena Vista Social Club, Jus Allah, John Williams, Hans Zimmer, Monster Island Czars, Brahms, Mozart, Manowar, Hammerfall, Rhapsody, Isengard, David Bowie, Rick Ross, Dipset, Cash Money, Geto Boys.

Movies:

Stanley Kubrick, Akira Kurosawa, Martin Scorsese, Terrence Malick, Federico Fellini, Tim Burton, Michael Mann, Terry Gilliam, Werner Herzog, Roman Polanski, Takashi Miike, William Friedkin, Jim Henson, Wes Anderson, Francis Ford Coppola, John Carpenter, Peter Sellers, Jack Nicholson, Gary Oldman, Willem Dafoe, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray, Marlon Brando, Meryl Streep, Anjelica Houston, Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Robert Deniro, Keith David, Master and Commander, City of God, Duel to the Death, French Connection, Gene Hackman, Roy Scheider, Steven Speilberg, Johnny Depp, Wes Craven, Ingmar Bergman, Toshiro Mifune, James Cameron, Peter Weir, Fernando Meirelles, Brad Bird, Woody Allen, Peter Jackson, Sergio Leone, Luc Besson, Robert Zemeckis, Joe Dante....shit.......too many too name.

Television:

Seinfeld, Simpsons, The Wire, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Strangers With Candy, Ren and Stimpy, Newsradio, The Colbert Report, Wanderlust, TV Funhouse, FLCL, Futurama, South Park, Michael Palin Does Anything, Scrubs.

Books:

Fyodor Dostoevsky, Brothers Grimm, Maurice Sendak, Norton Juster, Kurt Vonnegut, Mark Twain, Hunter Thompson, Roald Dahl, Franz Kafka, Robert E. Howard, HP Lovecraft, Rudyard Kipling, Bill Watterson, Mike Mignola, Neil Gaiman, The Lord of the Rings, anything with Fabio on the cover.