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Joey

What are you doing? Ugh avoiding your kiss.

About Me

I was a little fatty when I was a young so I developed this sweet city personality in order be in the cool crowd. Then I became good looking, so now Im like the R Kelly Song, Best of Both Worlds. Or maybe You Remind of My Jeep, I wanna Ride you....that might be better description.

My Interests

Looking in the Mirror, Mustaches, Basketball, Dahn Yoga, Pirate hookers, Making people laugh, Hashing(getting kids in the house), Nice eyebrows, My turban, Nice noses, Cool sweatpants, Shoes, Girl Smell on my pillow, Cold Fresh Crisp Clean Beer (Makers, Ginger & Jack, Jager), Traveling, Different cultures, and of course Your mom.

I'd like to meet:

People who solve arguements by doing wall sits, homeless men named Frank, and of course people who can rhyme words with Harjote.

Music:

Everything. The Roots, Jay Z, Marvin Gaye, Biggie Smalls, RHCP, Old School Rap (Rakhim, Public Enemy, EPMD, Tribe), Michael J, Thievery Corporation, Bhangra

Movies:

Anchorman, Usual Suspects, Coming to America, Boiler Room, Wedding Crashers, Original Sin (this movie is undefeated after 10pm)

Television:

Office, Family Guy, How I Met Your Mother (no im not joking), Nip Tuck (although this is dying out), Entourage

Heroes:

Everyone