Strawberry smoothies
The Muffin Man on roller blades. Godzilla on Ice. David Hasslehoff. MC Hammer. Bag Man. Gene Simmons. (not really) Shakazuma. Flanders from the Simpsons. Disinterest Personified. The Fury. The Passion. The Love. Abe. My evil twin. (or is it just my twin?) Jed's twin. (i know which one is evil) Mitch happy. Cameron when he's not wearing a baby-scaring mask. The Rage. The Love. The Repetition. An angry child.(I've never seen one). A Samurai Warrior. A Crazy Beast of a Man. A Sweet Beauty of a Woman. Someone who actually admits to using Myspace. A clown in a birthday suit. Mr. Universe tripping on acid. Dilbert the cartoon. Aquaman. (so I could tell him how lame he is.) Someone who actually read this. Someone who actually read this and thought it was somewhat funny. The Man on the Moon. The Space Men from Mars. The Incandescent Obscurity of it all. The Ostentatious Solomon of Slander. The Incorporation of Pepsi and Coke to form "Poke." The Last Prototype. A Wolf Pack of One. A writer of movie credits, so I can thank them for handling such a pointless, yet necessary job. The Last Mohican. The First Mohican. Someone named Poindexter. Crackling pop icons. A four-legged man. A two-legged horse. A one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people-eater. A rodeo clown during the off season. I would NOT want to meet Michael Jackson. I WOULD want to meet Bruce Coville. A time traveling, deceased, dormant, homogenized, revirginized, devirginizer. (T.T.D.D.H.R.D.) Someone with my sense of humor, or at least appreciates it. Someone to admire. Someone who admires me. Someone to make jokes WITH. A giant. A giant named Garganto. A living Colossi. Galactus. 3D film makers. Anyone who isn't afraid of spiders. An honest Embezzler. A crooked Humanitarian. Gingivitis. Ambiguity Incarnate. The Embodiment of Beethoven's 9th symphony. The Commodores. The Isley Brothers. The Pope Duck Reincarnate. Marvin Gaye. The Disgust. A detained arms dealer. Someone pronounced "Forever Young." The Embodiment of Speechlessness brought on by Idiocy.
I like what you like, excepting exceptions.
I enjoy movies. In the words of Dwight Shrute III, "I enjoy feature length films. I have seen over 594 of them."
Aqua Teen Hunger Force......The American version of the Office.... MXC on Spike TV, you know the one where the Americans do ridiculous voice overs for Japanese game show contestants?
Ecclesiastes from the Bible. Gates of Fire. Ummm...R.A. Salvatore? Oh man...
My hero is Biggles