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D.J.

I Play Coy

About Me

My name is D.J. I'm really cool. I am a student at UNR. I'm not a coward. I'm a total melvin, despite what I may say in person. None of this really matters. AIM- djseeley24

My Interests

Strawberry smoothies

I'd like to meet:

The Muffin Man on roller blades. Godzilla on Ice. David Hasslehoff. MC Hammer. Bag Man. Gene Simmons. (not really) Shakazuma. Flanders from the Simpsons. Disinterest Personified. The Fury. The Passion. The Love. Abe. My evil twin. (or is it just my twin?) Jed's twin. (i know which one is evil) Mitch happy. Cameron when he's not wearing a baby-scaring mask. The Rage. The Love. The Repetition. An angry child.(I've never seen one). A Samurai Warrior. A Crazy Beast of a Man. A Sweet Beauty of a Woman. Someone who actually admits to using Myspace. A clown in a birthday suit. Mr. Universe tripping on acid. Dilbert the cartoon. Aquaman. (so I could tell him how lame he is.) Someone who actually read this. Someone who actually read this and thought it was somewhat funny. The Man on the Moon. The Space Men from Mars. The Incandescent Obscurity of it all. The Ostentatious Solomon of Slander. The Incorporation of Pepsi and Coke to form "Poke." The Last Prototype. A Wolf Pack of One. A writer of movie credits, so I can thank them for handling such a pointless, yet necessary job. The Last Mohican. The First Mohican. Someone named Poindexter. Crackling pop icons. A four-legged man. A two-legged horse. A one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people-eater. A rodeo clown during the off season. I would NOT want to meet Michael Jackson. I WOULD want to meet Bruce Coville. A time traveling, deceased, dormant, homogenized, revirginized, devirginizer. (T.T.D.D.H.R.D.) Someone with my sense of humor, or at least appreciates it. Someone to admire. Someone who admires me. Someone to make jokes WITH. A giant. A giant named Garganto. A living Colossi. Galactus. 3D film makers. Anyone who isn't afraid of spiders. An honest Embezzler. A crooked Humanitarian. Gingivitis. Ambiguity Incarnate. The Embodiment of Beethoven's 9th symphony. The Commodores. The Isley Brothers. The Pope Duck Reincarnate. Marvin Gaye. The Disgust. A detained arms dealer. Someone pronounced "Forever Young." The Embodiment of Speechlessness brought on by Idiocy.

Music:

I like what you like, excepting exceptions.

Movies:

I enjoy movies. In the words of Dwight Shrute III, "I enjoy feature length films. I have seen over 594 of them."

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force......The American version of the Office.... MXC on Spike TV, you know the one where the Americans do ridiculous voice overs for Japanese game show contestants?

Books:

Ecclesiastes from the Bible. Gates of Fire. Ummm...R.A. Salvatore? Oh man...

Heroes:

My hero is Biggles

My Blog

Do you ever get that feeling...

Like you're a jackass?  I'm serious.  Not in a bad way, just like in a "man, that guy's a jackass" kind of way.  Like Happy Gilmore...the guy just pops out of nowhere, "Hey, Jackass!"&n...
Posted by D.J. on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:10:00 PST

Vermillion and Vermillion Pt. 2

Personal favorites... Vermillion She seems dressed in all the rings Of past fatalaties So fragile yet so devious She continues to see Climatic hands that press Her temples and my chest Enter the night...
Posted by D.J. on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 04:17:00 PST

Dangit

Have you ever wanted to move on with life, whether it be a few minutes, a few days, a few weeks, a few years?  Just to see...meh.  Bring on the flying cars and floating cities, I'm ready for...
Posted by D.J. on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:24:00 PST

Apathy

kills.
Posted by D.J. on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:46:00 PST

Jealousy

So I was talking with a friend a few days ago...and today I was thinking about our topic of discussion.  Jealousy.  I have come to the conclusion that jealousy is a bitter sweet rose.  ...
Posted by D.J. on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:51:00 PST

Incandescent Obscurity

Travel with me if you will.  Incandescence is the emission of electromagnetic radioactive light.  Obscurity deals in darkness, or the absence of light.  Obscurity is also used when...
Posted by D.J. on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 08:52:00 PST

Do I?

Do I create a presence in a room?  Do I cause heads to turn?  Does anyone care?  Does this really matter?  Can anyone really answer a rhetorical question?
Posted by D.J. on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 04:34:00 PST

WOW...my internet fame preceeds me

this is getting bad, there are too many pictures of me floating around on the internet because of one man....you know who you are....and you're gonna get it for those last two
Posted by D.J. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST