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Triston the Terrible

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About Me

I'm not the kind of girl that you want to piss off. I'm no damsel in distress. I'm not asking to be saved, and rarely will i ask for forgiveness. I'm not shy, but i don't strive to be the center of attention. I'm stubborn and full of pride. Don't underestimate me. I'll surprise you at least once. I'm not the kind of girl that will try to fuck your boyfriend/husband behind your back, and I don't have to make myself out to be a whore to be liked. I'm independent, and I'm clumsy. I have experienced more in 23 years of life than most people do in 50. I'm bitter and fucking cynical. I love my bed, but i don't sleep well. I have tattoos, and wear a lot of makeup. I can punch like a man, and have the mouth of a sailor. I don't have a need or want for your drama... so take it somewhere else please. People often take me too seriously. I'm probably not that much of a bitch. I despise driving. (I'll go a mile out of the way to avoid a left hand turn) I'm a big fan of inebriation. I own a gun, and play with knives. I have to draw my eyebrows on daily. I'm fairly sarcastic, and my sense of humor is sometimes offensive. (When your boobs are as small as mine, you kind of have to have a sparkling personality) I'm opinionated, but just because I don't fight over my beliefs anymore doesn't mean they're disposable. I've had to grow up, and i know when to shut my mouth. I think more often than any one person should (hence the inebriation statement from above). I'm still waiting to be proved wrong... and I'm possibly a fucking lunatic.
... just to save you a little time, I'm probably way better than your ex-girlfriend... but you'll never realize my worth until I'm gone.
Some people never learn from their mistakes. I refuse to be one of those people.
I don't fucking beg.
I get bored often. AIM - Vulgarxcynicxx3

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Hypnotized

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Salvador Dali, Jenna Jameson, Chuck Palahniuk, Maynard Keenan, the yellow M&M, Kurt Vonnegut, The person who invented Kool Aid, a guy that doesn't want my money, someone worth wasting my time with... possibly someone not wasting my time at all... and people that don't act as if the world owes them something.

My Blog

A kite without a string...

It was three years ago today, and this gaping hole still resides in the center of my chest.She was the biggest part of a life I'll never have.Mom, i miss you with every breath.
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 17:53:00 GMT

When the ocean was blue and the world was flat...

    When i was six years old i went looking through pictures my mom had in a box. One picture stood out to me. it was taken from an airplane window of the sky above the clouds. I was co...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:17:00 GMT

If you think my eyes are pretty, you should see my mouth...

If you're a fan of run on sentences, you're gonna love this!So i'm in one of those moods again. I'm dripping with apathy, and there's more than one throat that i'd like to rip out. I'm random as fuck,...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:47:00 GMT

Harmful if swallowed.

So, I wake up alone. The difference is that now I understand why.
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:50:00 GMT

Aneurysms and Assholes

I'd rather be alone than spend my time with someone that doesn't appreciate me. Thank you.
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:54:00 GMT

For every action there is a reaction...

So, now I know your eyes are brown because you're full of shit.
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:05:00 GMT