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thievin stealberg.

crooked media::artful dodger::dr. zoidberg::(under construction)

About Me

chicago,ill
raised in richmond, va.

8.24.79.
hiphop|rock|photography|videogames|kungfu|porn|andwomen|wome n|andwomen

my photography

also check my blog for when i do the "myspace dos & don'ts" an offshoot of my favorite section of one of the best mags ever made, vice magazine. it's just something i use to vent and hurt people's feelings and make people laugh.just fucking laugh a

My Interests

hiphop good music. good beer. good food. good lady. good riddins.

Movies:

anything interesting/thought provoking/action packed/funny/weird.

Television:

tv is boring man. adult swim.

Heroes:

my mother. my sister. abe vigoda. clifton powell. gordon parks. hunter s. thompson. optimus prime. j dilla. bruce lee. bruce willis. bruce bruce. bruce villanche. a lotta bruces. jack bauer. macguyver my my-yuh. sonya. cyan from ff6(3)

My Blog

d & d: 18-19 year olds are the hottest creatures on earth.

d & d: 18-19 year old women are the hottest creatures on earth. maybe it's the perky tits. or the fact that she just discovered her vagina and discovered what it does to people of the opposit...
Posted by thievin stealberg. on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:26:00 PST

D & D 21: THE COSPLAY EDITIONS (part 1 of ??)

D & D #21: THE COSPLAY EDITIONS (part 1 of ??) the only thing sadder than white cosplayers that dress like asian anime characters are probably black dudes that dress like black comic book cha...
Posted by thievin stealberg. on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:51:00 PST

D&D: 20- 'hi mom...yes i met a girl'

D&D 20 'hi mom...yes i met a girl'she's really sweet.she's 22 and dropped out of art school.travelled the world twice and knows 4 languages but never used them.wears funky socks and she lets her u...
Posted by thievin stealberg. on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 03:41:00 PST

d & d: white girls.

D&D: 19 - white girls i'm going to admit it to yall. i'm not the type o nigga that runs around talking about sticking to your own race or whatever. lay with who you want to lay with. marry wh...
Posted by thievin stealberg. on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:02:00 PST

d&d .18: gheys have all the fun.

 like fuck the body language. the covert flirtation. the cutting of eyes and shit:  my niggas, clipse and shadow found the ultimate t-shirt for the female heterosexual population. they ...
Posted by thievin stealberg. on Mon, 01 May 2006 07:43:00 PST

d & d 17: this is a three fer. i don't know where to start.

checking out myspace always grants me these great opportunities to see a grand variety of people of all race, creed, background, interest, etc. now, the reason why i do these is simply? i like to find...
Posted by thievin stealberg. on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 10:08:00 PST

d&d .16: ladies...word of caution...

real quick. you're going to give this guy head. and he won't even return the favor...:-( sincerely, eric.
Posted by thievin stealberg. on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 12:30:00 PST

d&d .15: history lesson.

The name Viking is a loanword from the native Scandinavian term for the Norse warriors who raided the coasts of Scandinavia, the British Isles, and other parts of Europe from the late 8th century to t...
Posted by thievin stealberg. on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 10:22:00 PST

D&D .14: just to let you know.

.... just for the record, this nigga sat across me on the train. hitting the keypad on his phone smiling like he just realized mcchicken sandwiches were included in the $1 menu. my eyes wen...
Posted by thievin stealberg. on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 11:44:00 PST

D&D .13: just so we're on the right page. i hate emo kids.

the girls are cool.simply because emo is such a feminine subculture in itself.but: is this guy forreal?since when did guys stopped looking like guys?and just liked looking like your moms 40 year old ...
Posted by thievin stealberg. on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 09:48:00 PST