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Lane the Brain

Why am I such a misfit?

About Me

send me a message ME TO SEE MORE OF MY WORK!I love to paint, photograph human nature, and to design print and web work. I have 3 horses, one I delivered. Here are my Crew... maxwell, philly, and stella
Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?
Star Wars Horoscope for Aries
Like many aries, you have demonstrated your penchant for inflicting pain. You feel you are at the center of the universe and that you must be in control. You enjoy being a leader... and you find that your aggression and quick temper serve you well.Star wars character you are most like: The Emperor What is Your Star Wars Horoscope?Take the quiz:
Which Goonie r u?

Sloth
You poor creature, you have been locked in a dungeon for your whole life, you come from a family who treats you like a prisoner, and you are very ugly. But even so you still are like a loveable teddy bear with a very sweet soul
You are Emily! You are a lonely and lovesick but beautiful person. You really care about people. You are fiesty and can get caught up in things and obsess over them, because of your fiery nature. You are probably the most tragic and strong heroine in the known universe. Once you found your true love, you were able to give him up to another woman, so he could be free to be with his true love, and to live if rather than be with you, which was your life-and death long dream. What a scarify!
You are Kip Dynamite and you love technology.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: the brain pain
Birthday: they aren't so special
Birthplace: Cozumel
Current Location: Caralot
Eye Color: pink with a star
Hair Color: whatever i want it to be that month
Height: 3'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: multi
Your Heritage: muttle
The Shoes You Wore Today: muddy boots
Your Weakness: skulls and eye shadow
Your Fears: what if i said and someone did it to me... gosh
Your Perfect Pizza: pineapple mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: that's my special dream
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: splish splash
Thoughts First Waking Up: max needs to pee
Your Best Physical Feature: my ear
Your Bedtime: whenever i get sleepy, takes me a while
Your Most Missed Memory: My horse being born
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac Donalds and then i get sick
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: yucks
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: horribly
Do you Shower Daily: no I am in a hole were no one sees me, i can get away with it
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: did
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: my face with lots o' makeup not the rest
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, we are the ozbournes and rosanne mixed in a pot
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: triangle- jk
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes- expresso martini's, camel toes, and triple blacks
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no, people think i am though
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, i prefer sponges from hallmark
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes, eel and avacado
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, but bean did forget about me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, eww who wants to see a stub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: a lot
Ever been Beaten up: never, i would win
Ever Shoplifted: 12, I stole beach scopes
How do you want to Die: i will not say that either what if someone does it?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: cool well rounded graphic artist
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland and Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: whatever
Short or Long Hair: short!
Height: 5 foot something
Weight: whatever
Best Clothing Style: pajamas, some outfits from that pixyland.org would be nice
Number of Drugs I have taken: none that i count as a drug cause they are gross
Number of CDs I own: i don't know
Number of Piercings: 1 nose and a couple ear
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 5
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My Interests

graphic design , typography , flash animation , metal , steel , painting , acrylics , apple , MAC makeup , photography , kickboxing , textured paper , handmade paper, fabrics , being crafty , fashion , cooking, asian cuisine- wontons and fortune cookies , lobster , soft crabs , sushi - cooked , green tea , 80's fashion , stiletto boot , hair color , jewelry , earrings , chloe, print , logos , album design , web design , photoshop and illustrator

I'd like to meet:

Other artists, designers, and possible business inquiries. any genuine people.

Music:

80's music, Damien Rice, Sigur Ros, Madonna, some Marilyin Manson, Forsaken David Draiman, Down with the Sickness by Disturbed, Alice Cooper, James Horner, Sarah McLachlan, Mandy Moore, Smashing pumpkins, Enya, Aaliyah, Dashboard, The Scientist, The Verve, and Paula Abdul

Movies:

Flashdance , anything 1980's , Chevy Chase Movies , Heman the Movie , labyrinth , Dark Crystal , Girl Interrupted , The Virgin Suicides , Gia , Lord of the Rings , Waynes World , Queen of the Damned , Corpse Bride , Sin City , Charlie Brown The Great Pumpkin , Charlie Brown's Christmas , Saved , Lion King , Sense and Sensibility , Stage Beauty , She-Devil , Gremlins , CLOSER , National Velvet , Joe Dirt

Television:

Dave Chapelle , Nip Tuck , Rescue Me , Sex and the City , Rosanne , the O.C. , Saturday Night Live , MAD TV , the Golden Girls , Boy Meets World , Animal Planet , Boomerang

Books:

Hotel Lachapelle, Noise Four : Future Lab, Culture Life, Reality Archive, David Carson: 2nd Sight : Grafik Design After the End of Print , Ray Gun : Out of Control , Extreme Design by Spencer Drate,

Heroes:

Jennifer Sterling, Margo Chase, David Lachapelle, Paula Abdul (as a kid) :); my parents

My Blog

Timmy- my rockstar

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Posted by Lane the Brain on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 07:20:00 PST

Frosa's baby shower

We were trying to teach Frosa about how to change diapers
Posted by Lane the Brain on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST