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Helena

Smack ya B1tch up

About Me

this photo sums me up in one. also high maintinance, violent and possessive. bossy, hence doing business management but not going to well cause always gettin wasted. you'll just love me, im a keeper. seeking long term relationship, well untill i get bord or u go 'missing'.

My Interests

sex, alcohol, dance&old school. manipulation. passing out. parties. pizza. sleeping. shopping with your money. going to the gym to check out the sausage (and seducin the guy on reception).

I'd like to meet:

someone really fit and rich with a nice car. u have to understand that im almost married to my best friend jenna so you have to put up with the terrible two, ask ryan, he manages. need to understand our sense of humour, we ARE funny. no thai brides, no geeks, no white car, no rubber men. there is a very harsh initialtion process into my life. if your interested please sent a pic you you and your car and a copy of a recent wage slip and bank statement.

Television:

hollyoaks, neighbours, cash in the attic

Heroes:

yes i love cadburys heroes, fudge is my favourite