i require....hot pants |
so for the past year the house next door has been empty, and now i see a u-haul and several cars out front...oh no.....i have happily enjoyed the perks of the lack of proximal neighbors. when casey a...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:13:00 GMT |
A red barn is no place for a porn store.... |
amarillo is indeed......very boring....and that my friends mixed with a car, personality disorder, and a splash of gin inevitably leads to an evening immersed in the squalor and debasement of our frie...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 13:37:00 GMT |
kaBLEWie....i crashed my boyfriend car |
not really but yea.....after a lovely dinner at the calico county....i backed casey's car into another car.....a brand new car to be exact....and for this i blame matthew K .....bc i was distracted w...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:38:00 GMT |
mamma cass |
i decided to write a blog about my man friend, casey.....bc he said if i did he would poison my breakfast......so if i die mysteriously within the next few days...we know who the culprit is....
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 14:45:00 GMT |
Love letter to Fred Phelps Family (GodHatesFags.com) |
I got half-ass inspired and wrote the hate mongers and email. I will also post their loving reply. To: Malevolent Margie and Spewing Shirley Phelps If you insist on recording songs that parody such ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:57:00 GMT |
cosmetologists gone wild!! |
i called into work last nite with a sore throat.....purchased a box of franzia and sat around the house with kendall, a fetus, and troylina....when fetus and troy left....the insanity commenced.....
Posted by on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 12:27:00 GMT |
microwaving a turkey.... |
updates kids...focus hard..its cummin fast..
kyle was the bf.....but...while vomiting....he tried to hold my hand...and whisper sentiments in my ear...to which i replied "fuck off kyle!!" so...he did....
Posted by on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 08:05:00 GMT |
i dont wanna shatter your dentures.... |
just got off.....from the nursing home...frightening i know...the elderly...and me....quite the mix and match....oil and water....a fag and stack of diapers...
.....dont worry though..... i alway...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 05:12:00 GMT |
makin toast in the bathtub.... |
im on edge from everything.....the clickin and tickin of the hands creakin and squeakin on the clock...life is going 1000 mph.....never catching my breath...but why does it seem im merely an obse...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 01:04:00 GMT |
lick my boots |
I went to the humble gay community pot luck this week....apparently they have been having them every other week all year....mj and i thought we should try to be more involved with the community....bei...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Jun 2005 13:46:00 GMT |
