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CLICK COVER TO DOWNLOAD!Ya Ass Know U From Da Land If..... You know somebody who is related to Bone or lives on or off of St. Clair. You know the following streets: Kinsman, St. Clair, Euclid, Wade Park, or Cedar. You know at least five people who work for the Cleveland Clinic. You remember when 93.1 use to play rap music. You remember when Randall was a mall and not a hang our for middle school kids. The only reason you go to Randall is because Richmond is out of the Forces. You've eaten at Peter Pans, Hot Sauce Williams, or Whitmores. You had your childs birthday at Chuck E Cheese in Golden Gate. Your area code is 216 or 440. You know who Mike White is. You know somebody that goes to the Word Church. You know what Garden Valley is. You call Kaufmans May Company, JC Penny's Penny's, Dilliards Higbees, and Marcs Bernie Schumans. You load your food stamp card at Tops, Giant Eagle, or Daves. You don't really know any homosexuals, you just know that there are a lot of them in Lakewood. You know you don't really have an accent, the rest of the world does. You hear there are always famous people in town but you have never seen one. You honestly believe that Cleveland is the best city in the world. You take Dead Man's curve at 60 mph holding your breath. You know about the Eastside/Westside rivalry, but don't really understand it. You actually know how to pronounce Cuyahoga. You see Christmas lights still up in July. You're still dumbfounded by the Leaping Fountain in Tower City. You have never ridden in a taxi. You have no idea how exactly to get to the Flats, you just kind of end up on a bank and start partying. You counted down with the monument in Tower City to the exact second in 1999, when the Browns came back. You know Tower City isn't a city at all. Stories of Little Italy still send chills down your spine. You live less than 30 minutes from some college or university. You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy ones. You know towards the lake means north, and towards the river means south. You measure distance in minutes. You've had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: Where's my coat at? You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. You carry jumper cables in your car. You know what 'pop' is. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. You attend the annual Hood vs. The Heights Basketball game. If you remember playing HOW YOU DO DAT THERE on Z107.9 If you have ever cracked doors in the Flats If you think Valley View movie theatre is classy If you believe Lebron James is going to be better than Mike Jordan If you watch the Browns every Sunday and know that they are going to lose. If you remember when Tops use to be Finast If you go to the car show on Tarkington dressed like you going to the club If you have or know people that messed their credit up by getting a Cingular If you know a Nextel isn't going to work on Chagrin If you have ever been to the gas station to see if they got some CD's or movies If you buy your white T's from the corner store If you remember the day of the blackout and how hot it was If you know somebody name, BIG man, LIL man, Fat man, Man man, or whateva man If you had love for Shakira Johnson If you went to the Cotton Club on Easter or the Sports Plex/Q-five as a teen If you eat from that Chinese spot in Tower City If you can relate to this it means you are from Cleveland.