What I've learned in Utah |
though no one outside of LDS will get any of this shit, i thought i should make a list of the most important aspects of mormon culture i've absorbed since moving to the orem/provo area.
1. The Prov...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 02:29:00 GMT |
die |
don't you hate it when people are always in your business and always offering their advice when it isn't wanted? nothing makes me want to choke the fuck out of someone more than when they constantly ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 02:57:00 GMT |
currently: retarded (mentally) |
i just noticed that when you post a blog you can select from a drop down that includes the following:
currently: playing (music)
reading (books)
watching (dvd/video)
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Posted by on Thu, 14 Apr 2005 04:52:00 GMT |
carl winslow |
everyone needs to check out my friend "carl winslow." perhaps you remember him from the hit tv show "family matters" with that really annoying nerd that lived next door (steve urkel). The last attem...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Apr 2005 04:48:00 GMT |
what in the hell? |
alright so here is my scenerio: these wierd ass girls keep leaving me messages. like, "hey loved your pics you're hot. add me *wink.*" Fuck you. who are these people? it doesn't make any sense. ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Apr 2005 01:33:00 GMT |
BK? |
have you seen that burger king commercial where the guy opens his shades and the fucking BK king is just standing there holding a breakfast sandwich? then the guy just stands there like there's not a...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Apr 2005 23:08:00 GMT |
mwaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah |
ok, so i'm watching that show on MTV about attractive young girls and boys that go and get plastic surgery. They are perfectly fine and they get all cut up and shit and go through all this pain for n...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Apr 2005 22:26:00 GMT |
why? |
So last night i find a nail in my car tire and think no problem. i take it out and i am not leaking air so i'm thinking, "fuck it." i go to school and come home. upon arriving at my apartment i hea...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Feb 2005 19:43:00 GMT |
calico |
so last night calico system stayed at my place after their SLC show was canceled. Some of us went to denny's, some of us drank over 9 cups of coffee, one of us clogged my toilet at 4 am. i love my f...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 10:22:00 GMT |
