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Mezz

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am what the tits hath wrought.On a totally unrelated tangent, unless I know you, sending me a friend request without sending me some kind of message first pretty much guarantees that you'll get denied (the one exception to this would be if you are Kate Bekinsale). I'm not doing this to be a dick, but because I'm not really interested in populating my friends list with porn stars, "rebellious" emo jail bait, bands I've never heard of, or people who get personal validation from having a four-digit number of friends. Having said that, be sure to watch the Dr Tran video before you go away, it's quality.

My Interests

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Geek life, motherfuckers:

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My Blog

Details

To dispel some of this alleged mystery I possess:- I don't really like chocolate. Eating more than a bar makes me nauseous.- Women that wear a lot of makeup make me cringe.- When I'm annoyed or pissed...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:37:00 GMT

What. The. Fuck?

The Lancet liver fluke (Dicrocoelium dendriticum) is a parasite which lives its life in three animals. First stage: D. dendriticum starts life as eggs found in the dung of cattle. This dung is fed upo...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 20:32:00 GMT

What is love?

1. It is sacrifice. 2. It is patience. 3. It is forgiveness. 4. It is pain. 5. It is passion. 6. It is solace. 7. It is gratitude. 8. It is communion. 9. It is generous. 10. It is noble. 11. It is non...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 00:35:00 GMT

Islamaphobia

A friend of mine's on this "What do Westerners Think of Arabs" kick, and he sent me a link that resulted in me reading this pretty disturbing documentary description, a few days ago. The gist of ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT

Unassialabe Truths

www.penny-arcade.com has worked miracles, in regulating my brain chemistry. There is little that I look forward to with more unfettered child-like delight, than Tuesday and Saturday mornings, when I c...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 23:15:00 GMT

Sleep

Fragile gossamer strands slowly, gently, relentlessly pulling your eyes shut. Sinking under the seductive spell of sweet, sublime, surrender. Blessed unconsciousness wrapping you in a warm coccoo...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 22:27:00 GMT

Over the Next Hill

Perpetually greener grass, more verdent, more copious and luscious, just around the corner. Right over there. That seems to be me. Pathologically nomadic. Can't stagnate. After a few months, I ge...
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 22:43:00 GMT

It Starts

I've decided that I need to write. Everyday. Anything. Maybe to chronicle my decline; so people can look back and, perhaps, place a firm digit at some event horizon that I crossed, never to return, br...
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 22:32:00 GMT

X-Men 3

How is it possible to make such a copraphagicly atrocious, farcically bovine, incompetent pig's breakfast out of a concept which, in theory, should kick all kinds of ass? How do these people live with...
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 00:20:00 GMT

Bad Habits

I got tagged... yeah.   1. I play video games... a lot. 2. I swear... a lot. 3. I chew my nails. 4. I'm a pirate. 5. I'm impulsive. 6. I do laundry about once a month.   If you read this, co...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 21:45:00 GMT