Earlier this year it dawned upon me that I have no left leg. This realization was at first quite shocking. I had always seen myself as a normal kid, I was just like everyone else. When I discovered that I was actually very different from my comrades I contemplated all of the rash and silly ways out of life, eating myself, leaping off of a moving rollercoaster; all of the standard ways to go. But after some time, and several failed attempts of death by Tony Bennett music, I realized that suicide was not the answer. Although I am different, and I know my whole life to that moment of realization that I remember so vividly now was a sham, I am special. This is why I have decided to grow a new leg, and show the world that it is possible to go from one leg to two, and even then be good at soccer. To the future!
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