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if only i had a brain

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me


i am a dead head bottomfeeding low life who wont ever work a day in my life so i prostitute my 16 year old girlfriend so we can eat. her name is charise and i love her thats why i even got a tattoo of her name on my arm...even though she fucks all my friends so we can have money to fill up our tank and feed our worm infested allie cat busch..like the beer!

My Interests

trying to fuck my 16 year old girlfriend right but i cant so she gets it from my friends instead...i also try to rhyme but all i can talk about is nothing so thats why bruce doesnt let me get on the mic cuz everyone really knows how much i suck but no one wants to hurt my feelings...i also like driving around and finding places to park my van...living off of my girlfriends food stamps...making soup with my trashy trailor mommie...thinking people like me...thinking charise loves me...tweeking...drinking busch beer...fukking 16 year olds..oh wait did i say that already???

I'd like to meet:

id like to meet no one because its not like i can take anyone over to my place to hang out...unless you wanna hang out in a smelly pos van with me and my 16 year old gf..oh and someone who can trade my 16 year old gf's food stamps for money...so i can buy speed and beer

Music:

my ghetto beats made on acid...and when my van is charged long enough i can listen to my tape deck in my van.

Movies:

the only 4 movies i own...i watch them over and over again...but right now i have no place to hook up my t.v. or vcr so nothing for now

Television:

i have no where to hook up my t.v. right now

Books:

i dont know how to read.

Heroes:

rufas the bum