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About Me

"I view my species with a combination of wonder and pity, and I root for it's destruction." -George Carlin

On odd days, you can catch me with a lot of love to give, but generally I'm happy to say that there is nearly nothing that I believe in. Between holding myself and all others in unsympathetic contempt, I get my jollies by keeping company with those who understand that we are all dead, it's just a matter of degree. I do, however, love to play music. There is a Shakespeare/Chipotle cup quote regarding music being the food of love and so on... No, music isn't the food of love, it's the shiny penny at the bottom of the pool of shit in which your reflection shows you all of the flaws that you won't fix before you die.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

There once was a cute girl who worked at the counter of a small green grocer shop between Battery Park and the World Trade Center in New York City. On on September 11th, 2001 and amid the chaos, she took the opportunity to disappear and never be seen again. This is the girl for me. Unfortunately that is a made up story and she doesn't exist just like the rest of the cast of decent humans that pock mark my imagination. In the time that will pass between now and the day my death rattle escapes my lungs, I guess I'll just settle for anyone who would prefer not to fuck me over, that would be alright.

Additionally, I'd like to meet people who believe the world is 6,004 years old, because intellectual peasants enthrall me more than watching retards with thalidomide arms play ice hockey.

My Blog

Top 5 Albums of 2008!!!

Before I get started here, I have to say that this year was incredibly difficult to whittle down the best albums; there were literally dozens of albums that could have just as easily crept into my top...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:55:00 GMT

I still miss someone

It's been a long time, blog-o-sphere.Unfortunately for the six or seven of you who bother to read this heap in a given week, it is a regrettable truth that the same signature blend of uncomfortably em...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:40:00 GMT

It’s catching up!

I'm fucked.It'll always be like this. Again, I taper myself down to my barren core of acute anxiety and lack of emotional resolve. Welcome to school.I just want to get loaded and play music. She ma...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:13:00 GMT

My time at the DNC -or- How I can justify just about anything.

I have class in 10 minutes, so I'll make this quick.I saw Rage Against The Machine live!  Fuck yeah, buds, that's been a dream of mine since I could first pop a boner.  And speaking of poppi...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:35:00 GMT

Cursing my capacities!

Had god even an inkling of what he was getting himself into by creating mankind, he would not have made our emotions the bane of our existence.  It would spare us all years of heartache and angui...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:51:00 GMT

New song (give it a name contest)

You line up in the droves to scream your penance to subcultureLike a serf standing in lockstep on his way to blow the kingYou've got one eye on the future and the other on your friendsYou say you try,...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 11:10:00 GMT

Even more tree metaphors!

Does anyone remember the Shel Silverstein book "The Giving Tree"?  I was but a wee boy when I had that book and yet it taught me almost all I have ever needed to know about elation: that it is so...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 18:59:00 GMT

Tagged by Ian; and because I follow his suit...

Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chos...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 15:26:00 GMT

Violent mood swing

Fuck Yer Star, Cybertron!Congratulations are in order, you made it out aliveYou don't have to have a conscience I'll be far out of your sightCounting all the things I've done for you and all that I ha...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:25:00 GMT

Kinda I want to...

"What kind of scale compares the weight of two beauties, the gravity of duties, or the ground speed of joy? Tell me, what kind of gage can quantify elation? What kind of equation could I possibly empl...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:37:00 GMT