THE Brian Kniffel - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Profile edited with: CricketSoda Myspace Profile Editor
So I'd like to do it like this: consider this some sort of disclaimer. Please understand that this page was created for myself and for my friends who understand the person that I am, the dedication I possess, and the loyalty I'll endlessly display. That said, for you to pass judgement or draw conclusions from photos, comments, and stories with which you are not involved or informed would be unreasonable and wholely asshole-ish. So here. If you are my current friend, employer, or business contact, awesome. I love you guys. If you are a potential friend employer, or business contact, please don't fill in the blanks on your own, just ask.
There really aren't a lot of things I don't like. Honestly. I'll try anything at least twice. If you message me, I will respond...unless you're an asshole. Please do not attempt to add me without contacting me first. If you do, I reserve the right to slap you with a fish.
You have been marked on my profile map! Click to zoom-in.

My Interests

Hydration, avoiding refined sugars, and working out. I'd go running more often if my stupid knees could handle it...travel, Surfing, snowboarding, skateboarding, writing screenplays and even songs, drinking beer, basketball, pool, tennis, vegas, Mexico.

I'd like to meet:

I kind of just want to meet everyone. I like young people who are making business moves in the interest of a future while keeping the focus on the now. If you're one of those, say hello first...if you try to add me as a friend without first talking to me, you will suffer my wrath in verb...and then I will slap you with a fish. *Pretty girls who drink beer, eat pork, and play darts.

"Get behind me and do it to me." --Allison Doyle, 1/26/07

Music:

Big L and NAS, the two greatest rappers to ever grace the mic, EUROMOTION (ask me for a copy)Hieroglyphics, Eagles, Bill Withers, Norah Jones, Steve Miller, Audioslave, Outkast, The Pharcyde, Cat Stevens, NOFX, MXPX, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Guns n' Roses, Aaron Winters, Bad Company, The Fenians, Willie Nelson, Elvis Presley, Tim McGraw, Garth Brooks, India.Arie, The Beatles, Creedence Clearwater, STYX (yeah!), Kenny Rogers, The Roots, Bob Seger, Gangstarr, Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, Mos Def, some Jigga, Gladys Knight, Bill Withers, Al Green, and anything motown.

Movies:

VAN FUCKING WILDER! Pulp Fiction, The Ladies Man, Snatch, Fight Club, Revenge of the Nerds, Platoon, Anything Jay and Silent BOB, Tombstone, Crash, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells, Requiem for a Dream, Old School, Playing the Field.

Television:

TBS Weekend Extra, The Simpsons, Extra!, MXC, South Park, Drawn Together, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and Arrested Development. Entourage and Rescue Me are cool, too.

Books:

I haven't finished a book since elementary school. I'm a bit ashamed.

Heroes:

Lance Armstrong, Darby Dan, The recipe master @ Taqueria Vallarta in Santa Cruz, Mick Fanning, Tiger woods, Harvey Weinstein, People who have strong knees, Brian Swineheart.

My Blog

1st Anal Poo Party

For those of you jerks who didn't go to the 1st Anal Poo Party at J Diddy's Playboy Mansion North---for all those assheads who didn't even respond to the email, I'm not even going to say, "fuck ...
Posted by Some Hoochie on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 10:46:00 PST

PALM DESERT 3-06

Alright, for those of you who missed it, the boys and I were in PALM DESERT this past weekend and it was pretty fucking radical. If you weren't invited, it was for good reason, but take a peak around ...
Posted by Some Hoochie on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 03:20:00 PST

Friends

Alright, so I was talking with the guiness assassin a bit back and we were having a conversation about how its really wierd that just about all of our friends are good looking. I am totally amused by ...
Posted by Some Hoochie on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 07:21:00 PST

I don't write journals.

I don't write journals.
Posted by Some Hoochie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST