im not always on this, sometimes my friends will get on and talk to you, but most of the time its me. My friends will tell you if its them or not, though.
My name is Nicole Richie to all you who love and watch my every move. I guess I can write a little bit about myself here...
Oh my childhood years!!! They were the freakin best bitches. And also maybe a little confusing for a girl like me at such a young age. My biological father was Peter Michael Escovedo. I dont ever talk to my biological mom, let alone see her, so im not writing about her. We'll just leave it at that...
Ever wonder what my full name is? Well, im not telling your, you freaking stalkers! But really, its Nicole Camille Escovedo. When i was three, my father, who was a member of my soon to be step-fathers band Lionel Richie, was having finiancial difficulties. Lionel and my soon to be step-mother Brenda Richie wanted a daughter very badly, so my father agreed to give me up to him. My heritage, if you ever wondered, is 1/2 Caucasian, 1/4 Black, and 1/4 Mexican. Oh, and I dont know if any of you ever heard about THIS one, but my godfather is Michael Jackson. I mean, who else but me would have such fucking fantastic connections? Nobody? Yeah, i didnt think so. I think thats all im going to say about that.
As all you bitches know, im on a show called "The Simple Life". If you dont watch it, then fuck you! But for real, its a really fun show to do, as you can probably tell. I was kinda sceptical at first when the producers called me and asked me to be on the show ((Since Nikki Hilton didnt want to do it with Paris)). Yeah, they were going to have the show be about Nikki and Paris. Imagine the Simple Life without me! Itd be a wreck, of course. Oh, and ever wonder why me and Paris are filmed seperatley this season of "Simple Life?" Its because we had a kind of personal fued, and it didnt turn out too good. I know that someday, we'll forgive each other, and everything will be back to the same crazyness as it always was. HAHA NOT REALLY!!!
For all of you assholes who think that im stupid, or something, Ive done plenty of time in school. When I was younger, I went to Los Angeles' prestigious Buckley School. Thats where I met Paris and Nikki Hilton, of course. I graduated from Montclair College Prep School, and I also attended the University of Arizona. What now you freakin whores?
Ive also done some things I kind of look back on and laugh about. In 2003, I was arrested for heroin possession and for driving with a suspended license. I was in some major shit then. I was given probation ((thank GOD!)), and yes I did go through rehab. I advise all my fans to just basically give up on drugs, its not really something id want to see my fans involved in, considering the shit i went through. It wont help your life at ALL.
Just for you all to catch up on what ive been doing lately...im working on a book based on my life and my expierences. When it comes out, you better get it if your a "fan" you whores. I think most people will enjoy it. And im also planning on releasing a CD. Get that, too.
Oh, and by the way...i was engaged to DJ Adam Goldstein. That didnt end up working out, if you havent already heard. I couldnt take it for various reasons, so i called it off. Oh, and he bought me the most gorgeous pink sapphire ring.
Dear Nicole,
