Truth: Smoking makes you look cool. |
You know what I hate? Your family. But besides the painfully obvious, I hate those self-righteous "Truth" commercials which feature a bunch of anti-smoking hippies running around the streets of Manhat...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:03:00 GMT |
A slow death beats a trip to the doctor's office. |
I hate going to see the doctor. The reasons for this are various, but they all share the trait of being annoying. Here's why.I decided to see the doctor yesterday for shits and giggles, but my friend ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:19:00 GMT |
Mispronounced words. |
I don't understand how it can be so difficult to pronounce words correctly. I know the English language is tough, but unless it's not your first language and you haven't been hearing it for your entir...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:23:00 GMT |
Asian horror sucks. |
I consider myself a person who appreciates a good horror movie. "The Exorcist," "The Shining," "The Changeling," "Session 9," and "Jacob's Ladder" are just a few of my favorites. They have awesome sto...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:33:00 GMT |
Abortion should be a spectator sport. |
I'm starting to believe that people really aren't as dumb as they seem to be. It has to be some kind of a joke because this shit just isn't possible. There is no way that the questions they ask and th...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:14:00 GMT |
"The Passion of the Christ" is the worst movie ever made. |
2004 was without question the worst year of my life. First, the Bruins blow a 3-1 series lead to the Habs, then the Yankees blow a 3-0 series to the Red Sox, two teams whom I hate more than their fans...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:46:00 GMT |
Batman vs. Superman: no contest. |
People rarely cease to amaze me with their preference for one thing over another, such as warm weather over cold, the Who over Zeppelin, Eva Longoria over Salma Hayek, etc. Despite the fact that there...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:42:00 GMT |
"Superbad" sucked and you know it. |
I can't stand this movie. I'm sick of listening to fourteen-year-olds squealing about how funny it is. I've been disappointed by several over-hyped movies in the past (Blair Witch Project...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:02:00 GMT |
I changed my mind: Fuck New England. |
I've always hated the Red Sox passionately. I would rather have Penicillin (which I'm deathly allergic to) injected straight into my aorta than watch them win. They're an embarrassment to everything, ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 04:06:00 GMT |
Crap women actually believe and why they shouldnt. |
Body: A true boyfriend:" Grab her butt when you kiss her, it's a real turn on.Not her boobs.What about chicks with no asses? If he's just grabbing air he looks like a dumb fucking retard. " Stay on th...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 18:03:00 GMT |
