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...bitchz galore

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

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I have two different colored eyes. One takes your clothes off and the other one doesn't work. I don't mind if you feel sorry for me as long as you loan me some money; I'll pay you on Tuesday. Or, if you need work, I'll wash your cock and shine your balls. But, you have to pay me a dollar more than the last guy. Or, you could let me sleep on your couch.

My Interests

Getting fucked up and staying fucked up. Hot bitchz and fine wine.... playing Guitar Hero and watching movies all day...

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet sluts that are not slutty. Or, sluts that don't tell me they're sluts. I like hot girls that will only sleep with me. But, we all know - if a chick gives it up to me, they'll most likely give it up to anything with a set of cock'n'balls. So, whatever.

Music:

ranchero music, hip-hop and motezart

Movies:

Nacho Lebra, Mulan Roosh, X-men, Flight of the Naviagator (best ever), Cheech and Thong (XXX man on man)

Television:

CSI, murder whe wrote, pimp my ride, opra, dr. phil, days of our lives, i love new york...

Books:

reading is for goats

Heroes:

drew beam for skillz with the bitchz... and joe for his fine choices in red wine and fancy cheeses... and daniel law for making it 1000 miles in baja (imagine that fucker in bed - taylor's one chick)...scott for giving me the chance to experience the jewish culture...mcKennyG for letting me touch her boobie...