"I May Be Vegetarian, but I Still Love the Smell of Bacon" |
Every vegetarian remembers his first time. Not the unremarkable event of his first meal without meat, mind you. No, I mean the first time he casually lets slip that he's turned herbivore, prompting ev...
Posted by danielle on Thu, 08 May 2008 04:38:00 PST |
Everything I've Learned in College (Spring Quarter Ed.) |
1.) Apparently, God was pretty badass back in the day... some poor fool worshipped demons, and, well:"Suddently an abscess appeared in the secret parts of his person, followed by a deeply seated fistu...
Posted by danielle on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:40:00 PST |
shit list, part deux |
starbucks, for making me work 8 of the past 9 days... it's finals, what the hell?the person who just snuck in the shower so now I have to wait. and i bet shes gonna take foreverchem professor for bein...
Posted by danielle on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:34:00 PST |
cheeks! |
for anyone who didn't believe me when I said my cheeks were huge. keep in mind that this was taken once the swelling had gone down enough so I could move my moutha week later, for comparisonman that w...
Posted by danielle on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:35:00 PST |
Interesting... |
So i was bored, because it's pouring and for once in my life I don't really have homework... this is actually pretty accurateYour dating personality profile:Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you ...
Posted by danielle on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 03:47:00 PST |
If You're Against Gay Marriage... |
then shut the fuck up and don't get one(for everyone that doesn't have a facebook, or lives under a rock)10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong 01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject...
Posted by danielle on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:27:00 PST |
feel like crying? |
just be glad this isn't your next quarter schedule. life is going to suck...CHEM 30A MWF 12:00 PM - 12:50 PMCHEM 30A W 8:00 AM - 8:50 AM CHEM 30AL T 9:00 AM - 9:50 AMCHEM 30AL WF 2:00 PM - 4:50 PM ...
Posted by danielle on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:46:00 PST |
Shit List |
cab driver (for almost getting me killed. 4 times)flake (self. expl.)mr. "i never call you back no matter how many times i say that i really really wanna see you" (for wasting my time)my (now ex) proj...
Posted by danielle on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:35:00 PST |
Currently Loving |
new contacts and new toothbrushgoing home two weekends in a row (Wii bowling and Sushi Deli. amazing)that i am finished with that rediculous chem paper that nobody knew how to dopackages, and getting ...
Posted by danielle on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:24:00 PST |
not so mexican |
but we had tequila, and a ponchoi love me some jdeppnot so g rated a few beers later, fyilower back with butterflies and hearts. what?val was on a mission to take the perfect default pic for mike....(...
Posted by danielle on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:14:00 PST |
