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RUMP STEAK

Ya-ta-ta-ta-taaa!... Omae wa mo Shinde iru!

About Me



(BEST VIEWED IN MOZILLA FIREFOX, SCRAP IE)

BUT DAMN WHAT I REALLY NEED TO BECOME!!!!

"SHWOOOOOO! SHWOOOOOOOOO!! SHWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Ahhhhhh, anyways how is everyone???? Ok?? Sunny day and so on???? Good good good! =) Ok ok i'll cut the crap.
Hello and this is 'Rump Steak' speaking.
Now what in the rump hell steak am I supposed to type in this blasted section...I don't even know myself! ;-_-
What can I say... ahhh yes I hate food shopping, old people driving in front of me, and most of all chavs and 'innit' boys...

I'm looking around other profiles and there's some good layouts... BLASTED HTML GEEKS I'LL GET MEEE DAMN REVENGE ON YOU ALL!
HERE! Play with this below till your glasses steam up and crack from the excitment!

Drawing board by Rage Against the GeeksMy ambition in life is the perfect finish...

My Interests


Here:
- Anime
- keeping fit in general (but very lazy these days)
- reading Manga
- RPG's i.e Final Fantasy
- Fighters (SF, KoF etc)
- Comics; Marvel, DC.... but hardly any comic reading these days
- the news in general (boring eh??? bah!)
- Gorilla blood transfer for super insane human strength!

I'd like to meet:

Just a BIG HELLO WILL DO

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ANYWAYS... BELOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE...... MEET UP CHALLENGES!
CHALLENGE 1: Beat'em up games: "HAOH-SHO-KOH-KEN!!"
"AHOU GA! SHINE!"

Come along for a visit fighting game fans. I'd usually have a run on 'Street Fighter', 'King of Fighters' mainly. Also have a blast on 'Samurai Spirits', 'Fighting Layer', 'Killer Instinct' 1&2, 'Art of Fighting', 'Turtles Tournament Fighters' (bless the snes). Ahh just any fighters really that concerns fireball and uppercut motions heh. I'm shockingly crap, but for the sake of knowing people who are into the same type of games is cool.
Insane match ups is always on the menu!

Hell abit of Super Mario Kart and Mario Kart 64 on the sideline never hurt either =P
But most importantly this is what I'm bloody looking forward to playing and having challenges on when it's finally released (!!!!):
Hokuto No Ken Arcade Beat'em up

CHALLENGE 2: Sparring

Ok the above vid is going toooo far, but amusing =P. I don't intend to take sparring that far and have no mouth or hands to help eat my next Subway sandwich.
Me and my fellow friends are into martial arts (not as much as I used to be myself). So meeting others for a light sparring session with the same interest is always cool and welcome. Pulling off Hadokens, 360 spinning pile drivers, Drago powered drug punches and Shungokusatsu is out of the question!! =PCHALLENGE 3: Rocky GYM sessions
That's right. Pumping iron Rocky challenge
"You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder! WOOOOOO...HAAAAAAA!".
Me and a fellow colleague are quite pissed off how some people can lazy about and still have 10000x more strength than us! Well anyone who are into their weight training be sure to give me a shout.END OF CHALLENGES..... Well...........................
I hope my damn workmates ain't sniffing here.... piss off I already know you!! Haaaa joking joking... meh! But incase you do find me...

Otherwise thanks for the visit people and have a wonderful day

Music:

Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada, Alice in Chains, Led Zeppelin, some Sklipknot as well recently at work.
I just listen to general rock and metal really, some indie, ambient/electronica, slight amount of hip-hop.
But I do listen to a lot of Anime and Game soundtracks.
A friend of mine has got me more into Hendrix, Santana over the years so I like listening to them just as much.
Not to forget Rocky ost's always come in handy for training =P I also listen to a hand full of j-pop and rock bands, mostly influenced to my liking of Anime if anything;
- Zard - X Japan - Alice Nine - Gackt - Gazette - Onmyouza
I just like all sorts of music.
Ahhhhhh also!...
Hill Billy rump steak farm music
&
Classical dentist music for the toilet.

Movies:

Films I've damn well enjoyed:
- HOKUTO NO KEN(!!) aka Fist of the North Star.
One of my all time favourite animes! People are slowly starting to catch onto this. "Fists Fly... Heads explode!"
- Hoshi's thousand deadly kicks of shaolin
- Sailor Blows Revenge
- Urotsukidoji (one for the family heh)
- Hoshi's fish truck
- Blue Note Gigolos
- Guinea Pig films (twisted!!)
- Any Dragonball (a vid below incase you need therapy on how to behave on the toilet):

- Rurouni Kenshin
- Bleach
- Berserk
- AND PLENTY OF HENTAI!!!
mwooohahahhahahahaaaa
- Oh also General martial arts films starring Jackie Chan, Tony Jaa, Bruce Lee, Sammo Hung, Yuen Biao, Jet Li (bar the fake kicks on strings), Benny Urquidez.
Ok Ok ok..Van Damme as well, only due to the fact he's a cheesey funny bastard with them screams he makes after his kicks...
"eyyyyaaaaaaahhhh!!"
However this vid below was the pinnacle of his career. Kickboxer presents.... 'the Frankie dance' haaaaa:

The music, the dance, the vest, the thugs, the fighting...hahahaha it's too bloody much hahahaha. Superb!
Hahahaha shit I can't help it here it is again edited:

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Television:

Have to watch COLUMBO of course!

...not to mention A-team, Kung-Fu, Prison Break, Takeshi's Castle, cheap channel 5 filth,and the evening News to see how the UK is becoming more and more of an absolute chav hole pint of Carling.
Otherwise I really can't stand watching standard TV and try to avoid it.

Books:

I read more Japanese/Anime graphic novels if anything; Berserk, Bleach, Battle Royale etc etc. Otherwise I really haven't the patience to pick up a big novel and grow myself a fat blimp of a belly reading for weeks.

Heroes:

- **DETECTIVE COLUMBO** "oh... just one more thing sir"

and **MY PRIVATES** for keeping me happy!...'IT' sure is a true hero!
Hmmm that's it really. I mean I’m not the type to be saved and crap, and I really wouldn't save others if they needed rescuing. I'd just tape 'em falling off a cliff and watch their heads splat or something and sell it on eBay. Sooo... ummm that's it!

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such....... geeeekness!!!
Posted by RUMP STEAK on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:22:00 PST