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Cres

There was nothing wrong until that no talent ass clown started winning Grammies

About Me


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A bit about me... I am a die hard Pittsburgh Steelers fan (I've even got a Steelers tattoo) I think that pizza should never be eaten with a fork I once took an entire shower in under 1 minute (face soap, shampoo, and body wash included) I am and always will be a Hulkamaniac...BROTHER! However, I haven't watched wrestling in about 5 years. I have only hit the snooze button once in my life. That was because I did "opposite day" (just like in Seinfeld) and because I had never done that before I did it. I haven't hit snooze since...*UPDATE* I am now a snooze button kinda person. I'm not sure what changed but one day I woke up and hit the snooze button on my alarm (for no particular reason). Now I hit it every time I wake up (even if I am already up and have no need for hitting snooze). I could put cheese and ranch dressing on just about anything I don't think there is anyone who knows more about sports than I do. Actually, I am willing to put my money where my mouth is and bet anyone just about any amount that I know more than they do. I don't like the following: buying new tires, iced tea, the Cleveland Browns, Sid Bream, the dentist I once made 109 free throws in a row while shooting hoops at the gym (I have a witness too) I'm going to be famous one day...but in a good way, not a "man dies in tragic bass fishing accident" sort of way I'm afraid of lake fish (not tropical fish) and would rather touch a hot stove than a bluegill or large mouth bass I haven't met a person that I can't make laugh I've had my ears pierced six times (all different places) but rarely wear any of them. To answer Will Farrell's question, "yes, if the moon were made of spare ribs I would eat it"

My Interests

Playing guitar, working out, all things Pittsburgh Sports, Alligator Wrestling, playing basketball, Space Travel, grilling out (which I do every single day), Ultimate Fighting.

I'd like to meet:

Michael Jordan, Will Farrell, Mark Cuban, Mario Lemieux, Sidney Crosby, Jesus, Tito Ortiz, Charles Barkley, Barry Bonds (so that I can punch him in the face for not being able to throw out 87 year old Sid Bream in the 91' NLCS. That Buco's team should have gone to the World Series but instead his pathetic attempt for a throw cost us the game), Bill Cowher, Dick Vitale, OJ Simpson...ok, maybe not the Juice.

Music:

Sublime, Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews Band, The Clarks, New Found Glory, G Love and Special Sauce, Rusted Root, Paul Oakenfold, Donavon Frankenreiter, Pink Floyd, Counting Crows, Incubus, 2Pac.

If I were stranded on a desert island here are the 5 albums I'd take:
Dave Matthews Band - Under the Table and Dreaming
Jack Jonhson - Brushfire Fairytales Sublime - Self Titled Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream Rusted Root - When I Woke

Movies:

Waiting, Swingers, Office Space, Anchorman, Outside Providence, Top Gun, Van Wilder, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Rudy, The Sandlot, Goonies, Billy Madison.

Television:

ESPN's 2 Minute Drill (why did ESPN ever take that show off the air?), Stump the Schwab, Man vs. Wild (that Bear Grylls guy is crazy). I don't watch much TV except for Sports. Unless it's on Sportscenter I probably don't know what you are talking about.

Books:

Bill Simmon's "Now I Can Die in Peace" (it's taken me over a year and a half and i'm only half way done, i'm not very diligent at reading), If drinking beer counts as reading a book then "Bud Light" and "Blue Moon"

Heroes:

GI Joe, Alf, the guy who invented the Pet Rock