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Josh

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About Me

"Can you take the color blue out of the sky? Can you grab the mountains and put them in a pocket? Can you sit down at a table with a knife and fork and try to eat a rainbow? No! Such is Mango!""Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! such is Mango!""Can you catch a falling star without burning your hand? Can you put the sky in your mouth? Can you say to an earthquake 'Hey hold still for a Second'? No! Such is Mango!"Here's a survey... why did I take a survey? :O Legal stuff: the answers provided in this survey are not necessarily provided at face value. Josh Inc. is not liable for any opinions, misgivings, or false perceptions you may develop about me as a result of reading this survey. If you have any questions regarding the specifics of any answers contained herein, please click the the "Send Message" button located somewhere below my profile picture.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The people in my head.And possibly someone who will give me 48 corndogs for free. I don't like corndogs, but hot damn that guy would rule!

My Blog

They will always sell fishsticks in the frozen foods section.

As reported by GamePolitics:   "Earlier this week, New Jersey's The Star-Ledger polled the readers of its Parental Guidance blog on what they thought of Nintendo's forthcoming Wii Zapper, a pla...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:02:00 GMT

Peanut M&Ms vs. Peanuts and M&Ms

Typically there is a sufficient supply of peanut M&Ms in the break room of the establishment where I go to make my living. I enjoy the presence of such a supply, because it provides a manner of st...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 15:27:00 GMT

If You Say Sour Apple, I Will Stab You in the Jaw!

Someone brought in a bag of Jolly Ranchers(tm) today. Normally, I don't eat candy, but if it's free, I figure what the hell, it's free. Incidentally, this is why I try to avoid vans. Anyway, this part...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:48:00 GMT