Mass transportation, my American accent, working from home, Xbox 360, furniture, wireless things.
Dungeon Masters.
Anyone that's had a review written about them comparing them to The Beatles, The Byrds or Brian Wilson. For example, Stephen Malkmus, Kelley Stoltz, Jim Noir, Silver Jews, Animal Collective, Destroyer, Clientele, Gnarls Barkley, Gram Parsons, Six Organs of Admittance, Wilco, Rogue Wave, New Pornographers. Choke on it!
Anything that subtly advances the Scientology agenda. Battlefield Earth and Jerry Maguire, basically.
George Bush and Dick Cheney. These guys are like the new Smothers Brothers! Timeless comedy we're witnessing - revel in it.