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MY LOVE IS JUST FOR HER

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all the world's a stage:
All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
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You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop with a badly leaking roof and you see three people waiting for the bus:1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die any moment.2. An old friend who once saved your life.3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?Think long and hard before you continue reading...This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first.Or,You could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with this answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital.I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

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25 things guys need to do read and learn

25 things guys need to do!! Current mood: annoyed 1 . Tell her she is beautiful or gorgeous(not fine, or sexy)2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.3 . KISS HER ON THE FO...
Posted by Mavrick on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:03:00 PST

bored

Y = Yes, N = No, M = Maybe Would you? Will you? [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] give me your screenname? ______________ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me?...
Posted by Mavrick on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 05:27:00 PST

ladies read this and submet to memory

The Guys' RulesAt last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story.We always hear " the rules "From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side...
Posted by Mavrick on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:55:00 PST

funny

Love is a temptationthat starts with a sensationwhen a guy stick's his locationin a girls destinationto increase the populationfor the next generationdo you get my explainationor do you need a demonst...
Posted by Mavrick on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 12:49:00 PST

the council has spoken

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie ...
Posted by Mavrick on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 12:29:00 PST