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Ian, future emperor of the known and unknown world

I'm on Myspace now. Bugger off.

About Me

I'm 26, I like fantasy gaming and ruling my interwebz.
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Name: Ian
Birthday: 02/29/2008
Birthplace: Norfolk, VA
Current Location: Staunton, VA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, German, and Blackfoot Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: the sneakers I've owned for the past 3 years that I'm too cheap to replace
Your Weakness: Nonya damn business, that's what
Your Fears: Weakness
Your Perfect Pizza: Mushrooms and sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Ruler of the known and unknown universe
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: bunghammer
Thoughts First Waking Up: "that didn't take long"
Your Best Physical Feature: It would break Myspace tos
Your Bedtime: Depends
Your Most Missed Memory: Obviously I don't remember it?
Pepsi or Coke: Beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: Beer
Single or Group Dates: Group, if it's me and about 5 or 6 chicks
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Beer
Chocolate or Vanilla: Beer
Cappuccino or Coffee: Beer
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: I've invented new terms
Do you Sing: Only ocasionally (See Pepsi or Coke)
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, I get shit on me at work
Have you Been in Love: A great many times
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that.
Do you want to get Married: already have been.
Do you belive in yourself: Damn straight.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell yeah
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, for the most part. (See Pepsi or coke again)
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them.
Do you play an Instrument: Not anymore.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: let me think ...
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but it tastes like crap.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I don't steal.
Ever been Drunk: Whenever possible.
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: You and what army?
Ever Shoplifted: I don't steal.
How do you want to Die: I want to die in my sleep, like my uncle. Not screaming and yelling, like the passengers in his bus.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Ruler of the known and unkonw universe
What country would you most like to Visit: China
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My Interests

Fantasy gaming, the Interwebz, and things I can't mention here.

I'd like to meet:

Maddox, because he kicks ass.

Music:

Black Sabbath, Jethro Tull, AC/DC, Queen

Movies:

Anything with explosions and/or female nudity

Television:

I don't watch TV

Books:

D&D books, mostly.

Heroes:

Mick Foley, Ron Jeremy, and Maddox.

My Blog

Today!

Been busy today. First off, I need to reformat my computer.  I've picked up a whole puile of nasty trojans and such on my computer, so I'm formatting the hard drive and starting over.  Righ...
Posted by Ian on Sat, 26 May 2007 09:30:00 PST

My life since last post

Well, it's been a long while since my last post, decided to make an update in case anyone still gives an at's rass about this crap. Life has been good for the most part.  I've been slowly gettin...
Posted by Ian on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:52:00 PST

Settling in.

Well, I've gotten a new apartment in Staunton.  I have a roomate, which is something I didn't think I'd ever do again, but the roomie is pretty considerate and mostly minds his own business, so t...
Posted by Ian on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:20:00 PST

Well, I had a nice life at one point.

It all started last Sunday.  I was working the graveyard shift, from 11pm to 11am.  When I got home, my wife's belongings had been packed, and she was there saying she was leaving me. She s...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 04:03:00 PST

A new blog

So, it's been a while since I've done this.  I wonder if anyone gives three craps about it? Well, here's my adventure today.  I wanted to print out the Web Enhancement for the Oriental Adve...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:54:00 PST

Been a while, so I'm making another blog entry.

I'm a little down today. Got invited along to a Hallowe'en party.  I've never actually been invited to a party of any sort.  I can't make this one, because I have to be up at 5am tomorrow f...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:46:00 PST

An important news story for everyone to read.

This is a little something from the website Woai.com (Link) Teenage Girls Rob Man they Met on MySpace LAST UPDATE: 6/27/2006 6:14:40 PM Posted By: CyberBob This story is available on ...
Posted by Ian on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:39:00 PST

Random crap

So, today I took off, that nasty cold I've been fighting for a week hit me pretty hard today, so I called in. Spent the day playing video games, and whatnot. There wasn't anything good on my Interwe...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 03:26:00 PST

Bunghammer

So, I've been on Myspace for one day, and I already get two pron site adverts. One sent me a message asking me to see her webcam thingy.  Sorry toots, I don't pay to see women nekkid when with a...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 04:20:00 PST

First blog post.

This is my first blog post.  I dislike the word in general, but that's what it's called. I'm 26, I own a nice house in Staunton, a beautiful city.  I make a decent living off the filth of e...
Posted by Ian on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 02:40:00 PST